FriendofLlama
Friend of Llama
FriendofLlama

One of the preschools (Sunrise Preschools) in the Phx area has begun to offer 2 hours of free childcare to ANYONE who needs childcare and is going for an interview. Their locations are everywhere. At least some good will come to others in this situation in the future. I hope that this whole mess gets put behind

That picture. God, breaks my heart.

That misogyny kool aid... terrible for you but so easy to take a sip. I have to catch myself sometimes and hold my tongue because you almost want to come across as the cool girl. "I'm totally chill even on my period." Taking a second to not judge another person based on gender takes the maturity to stop and think

People like writer 1 make me sad because I used to be one of them. I drank the misogyny cool-aid and would talk about how I was so above other women. I am super into gaming and baseball and I would lament how girls just don't "get it". I would assume all other women wanted to talk about where things I defined as

I tried out 16 illegal drugs for this bracket and have been drinking myself silly so that I could answer everything in good faith — and fucking coffee is going to take it!!! Unbelievable!

Yeah, some horses are not so good for kids. We had a retired racehorse when I was a kid that was literally the dumbest animal alive. If you were walking him on a lead, you had to turn around and literally plant your hand in the middle of his chest while shouting "WHOA!" to get him to stop. Otherwise he'd just keep

I almost stroked out on the spot. My hands were shaking for about half an hour afterwards, though I stayed pretty calm in the moment while I peeled the kid off his left hock. I think the kid mostly wanted to pet his tail? But anyway. Jesus. And could not BELIEVE this kid's parents took about three or four minutes

I don't like kids, and I don't like horses, but I LOVE THIS.

"However, I do want to have shiny skin and be vaguely pissed off at something in the distance."

Stunning! She's having such a moment right now, and I love it. I know not everyone likes her show (I do, with a few caveats), but she's an unabashedly smart, funny, talented WOC who's killing it all over the place and (seemingly) enjoying the hell out of it.

Oh my gods how is champagne winning? Do people really not appreciate vodka's versatility?

I'm Aussie & this made me smile. The ladies look surprised, but most seem to smile/get that it's not what they're expecting - for better or for worse.

I'm gonna take you guys back.. How about these?

Also in contention for worst idea for kids, ever: behold, FunDip, a chalky sugar stick that you dip into more sugar and lick off.

What a fucking dumbass. As a pregnant lady, I reserve my goddamn right to a glass of wine as I please. I'm a fucking doctor - I know the risks full well. You apparently don't since you think a single drink causes FAS. You and your uniformed ass can sit the fuck down.

I can't stop laughing at the ending. "Actually, Nancy...we just have to get to the weather." Yes, we have a show to run here, we can't just sit around all day yelling about porn.

I hate to tell you this, but when you get older, and after you have popped out a couple kids, when you vomit, you pee. A lot. That makes it harder to recover with ANY dignity.

Plan B: Fall asleep in it.

You think Deadspin is confused? There's an increasingly ugly thread on Jalopnik about whether a conscious uncoupling can even be performed in a stick-shift vehicle made after 1968 that hasn't been retro-fitted.