Ha! I have car dealers in my family so I was always taught "never buy a used car, it's value will decrease by $5k just by driving it off the lot".

I just read your comment to my friend who speaks English as a second language and I said, at the end, "seriously, what does that teach anyone". He thought I was asking an actual question and he replied, straight faced, "not to sleep with the teacher". Pretty funny but still, most of these stories are alarming.

I cannot star your comment enough.

Ha! Awesome, you hit the nail on the head. I can't take it when she's all "I want this to be my comeback" and "I need to be on set to nourish my soul" and shit. It just reminds me of Don and Peggy when Peggy wanted more recognition and adoration and Don was all "THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY'S FOR!"

I totally agree. I think doing a reality show is counterproductive to reestablishing your acting career, it takes time and effort to be on reality TV and we all know now it's not real "fly on the wall" reality that is being captured. I'd be so sidetracked if I watched her in a role she landed that was filmed during…

God, talking to her is like having one of those 4am arguments with your partner where you're both so fucking messed up you contradict yourself and have forgotten what the point of the argument was. She flips between "I'll do ANYTHING" to "I can only go in and read the script, that's all my job is". Blah!

Yeah... I think that quote trailed off into nonsense pretty fucking quick. Also, why is it any better to get your plastic surgery tailored to the looks of a woman who is "level headed". I just sort of had a chuckle at that bit.

I don't care about this woman getting plastic surgery and I try not to have an opinion on decisions people make like this that, really, just affect their own lives. BUT... Plastic Surgeons that say shit like I can evaluate mental health in a minute or in the first consultation or ever without actually having any…

Thank you. It's been coming for a few weeks and it does feel awful but thank you for reminding me about ice cream. At this stage there's really not much else that can be done than eat the snacks, drink the wine and crank the music.

Shit. My boyfriend has just told me he won't be moving back to my home country with me and that our 6 year relationship is over. I can't think of anything better to do than to listen to Tracy Chapman while I pack my bags.

I'm so, so sorry. That is heartbreaking and I'm a bit emotional today so I was sobbing reading your post. I really have no other words than I'm sorry.

Seems rough, doesn't it. Like, total bullying. And Leno holding up the ban out of respect for Carson when it was obviously a personal dispute. I said this down thread but I'm shocked it is just accepted.

Love it! I literally clapped when I saw that. Thank you!

Yeah, good point. I really didn't know her well before I saw the documentary (which, admittedly, had similar stand up in it) and I really liked her in that and I guess it piqued my interest. But this interview just sort of left a bad taste in my mouth.

I'm so bummed this week. Having massive relationship problems and my boyfriend has gone away for the weekend and decided it would be better if I didn't join which is sort of good since I don't feel like being around people. Anyway, I'm just glad it's Saturday night Social because I can read all you good people's…

Holy shit! You're right! How often do you get to say this: that outfit either needs a red thong or no underwear. It's true!!!

I think I'll have another crack at it with backward letters. I felt really stupid when I realised of course the writing would be backward!

Wait! Wait! There was a DYI right here on Jezebel years ago to do printed nail art (but not burned) and it required vodka. I remember because I did it and was really bummed about the letters being backward.

I grew up in Australia so I would've had no idea how she got famous had I not seen that doco. I found it super interesting though because I was dating a comedian and as a consequence they are just such fucking enigmas to me. I did find it odd though that Carson's ban was upheld by Leno "out of respect" of Carson. I…

I acquired the taste for olives simply because every time I didn't eat olives there was always some olive lover all "UGH, you don't like OLIVES?!" So I shut up and ate them out of shame and now I can eat them. Sometimes I even enjoy them but then I'm angry I enjoy them. Don't fall victim to acquiring the taste for…