Ha! It does! It does make me feel better, thank you!

Get out of town!

Oh god. I have been spelling it like that for weeks. Even when autocorrect changed the "t" to a capital letter I didn't click. I want to blame it on the fact that I'm also learning a second language and my brain has turned to shit but I just think I've never had to write the word tutor before... "I help a 6 year old…

Oooooh, that's makes sense now. I am Australian living in France and I tudor a French child with her English and she had to write about thanksgiving yesterday and I was stumped (I incorrectly told her it was this weekend, must fix that tonight). My whole education about thanksgiving comes from Jezebel. Also, I know…

Yup.

Ha ha! You'd like my non English speaking friend. He asked the other day what's "to-hor-oh-gu-hhhh"? And he showed me the word "though" so I say that's pronounced "though". He replies "oh, that's a lot of letters for such a short sound". I couldn't argue with that.

I've heard this term used in Australia "after grog bog".

My thoughts exactly.

My last 4 boses were cunts. All male. All referred to as cunts by me (in private of course). I really, really love busting out the insult too when the moment or person calls for it. So powerful.

Ha! I wrote out the lyrics to Prince "Diamonds and Pearls" and in the middle of the song he sings "D to the I to the A to the M... O to the N to the D to the pearls of love..." For the life of me I had NO IDEA what he was singing. It was years until I found out.

I remember when lyrics came printed inside the booklet of a cassette case... Sometimes though there weren't any lyrics just copyright notices and thank you messages and I had to listen to the songs and WRITE THE LYRICS OUT MYSELF!!! Ahhhhhh!

I put off buying good knives for the most of my adult life and the worst part is my Dad is a chef. But, oh god, the joy of owning and using sharp knives! The scene in The Bodyguard where Kevin Costner lets Whitney Houston's scarf fall over his sword and it just separates is like porn to me. Wow, I just read that…

Seriously! The amount of times I mumble "you can do more damage with a blunt knife than a sharp knife" when I'm at someone's house cutting with one of their dull knives bores even me!

I came here to say the same thing. I live in a student town in France and this expression is everywhere!!!

Yep. And yet I've never seen a ball come close to their balls.

I actually believe Miley came up with that joint lighting snafu all by herself because her delivery was just so stupid. Like "thanks everyone, thanks Terry Richardson, it's been great and I have this in my purse! Woo!" I might be wrong but I'd give MTV writers more credit to come up with a better gag incorporating a…

I did it to a pumpkin scone. At work. In a beauty salon.

THANK YOU.

As an Australian living overseas I have put enormous pressure on myself to keep up with the shouts, finish my beer first and not want to leave the pub until close... It's ridiculous but it did make me realise that our drinking culture must be real.

I feel sorry for her. I'm in Europe now and it's COLD I'm not in Rome so maybe it's warmer there but all the other people get to wear coats.