Ha! I am the WORST.

As someone who got their heart broken by a comedian this is like my wet dream.

Me too.

AND

"I'm so excited for a slow, sexy train ride home"

Ahahahaha... Star wipe!!

Eh... That zoom in and out shit was weird though. Reminded me of the start of all the home videos of my youth where the person begins filming while toggling the zoom to get the kid and birthday cake in frame. I still like M.I.A though.

Ooh, I saw that movie once. I thought it was great. Fucking heartbreaking at times (watching the kids getting exploited, I think at one stage you here a father say to his daughter after an audition "are you gonna make daddy lots of money?" Fucking gross) anyway, it's worth a watch if you like docos.

I'm learning a second language and have to learn the International Phonetic Alphabet (if that's what it's called) and I never use it for actual language learning but I get excited to be able to use it in situations like this. I never pay attention to it in class but tomorrow I'll be all over it, stupidly, to work out…

Thank you! That was starting to bug me. I was actually googling weird stuff like "woman makes gym clothes in garage" and getting nothing!

Yes! This totally happened to me (with some dude's huge dick) also when I first saw it I was like "woah! scary big" and I kind of felt sorry for the dude, he must've got that reaction all the time and he was truly just the sweetest guy.

I thought the founder was a woman who started out making yoga pants in her garage - I am definitely getting this company mixed up with someone...

So funny! Our shower at home has both a normal shower head and a detachable one and you turn a lever to alternate between the two. My fella uses the fixed shower head and always has a chuckle when he hops in the shower and it's been changed like "got into the detachable shower head did we, eh? Eh?"

Mount Thomas 501...

Once I was wasted in Australia and I saw a cop and offered my details. I thought it was such a cute pick up line... Now when I think about it I would've been the millionth drunk chick stumbling around the street chatting him up, mascara traveling down my cheek and sluring the words "officer, would you like to take my…

Meep! Me too!

Geri's post on ONTD was ace, she was completely honest and self deprecating and came off really sweet saying thank you to the 393 people that bought her single. Also, who knew you only needed 393 single purchases to get to number 94 on the charts? Colour me shocked!

I hope it's the same guy but I feel like there is probably more than one commitment phobic man child out there.

It's like an analogy for one of my recent relationships, come on you big, adorable fuckwit have a functional relationship, I'm trying to show you how... It's right here... Just. Grab.... Ah fuck it, walk away.

It's like an analogy for one of my recent relationships, come on you big, adorable fuckwit have a functional relationship, I'm trying to show you how... It's right here... Just. Grab.... Ah fuck it, walk away.