Agreed. Although, a few years back my six year old brother named his rabbit "Turtle" and I asked why and he straight faced said "because I wanted a turtle" I sort of thought fair enough.

Ha! Ha! I totally plan on doing that. My Gran used to do pass off so many Burt Bacharach songs Like they were her own. We thought she was so smart!

I was babysitting a friend's child who had never seen Sound of Music and she was practicing piano and showing me "Do-rey-me.." Etc. Anyway, I start doing the song, shocked she had never seen the movie, and I get to "when you know the notes to sing..." And I realise holy shit! I'm being Maria! I asked her if her…

OH MY GOD. You just answered so many of my relationship questions. Must call my grandmother and scold her for insisting I watch Sound of Music as a young child.

OH MY GOD. You just answered so many of my relationship questions. Must call my grandmother and scold her for insisting I watch Sound of Music as a young child.

Ha ha. Bon appetite! I'll be over here eating the comte and chevre!

Tell me about it... I've just moved to France and have been trying everything but I've stopped trying these cheeses because I know I just can't eat the strong mouldy bleu or Roquefort and I've tried at least 5 different varieties. For me it's the stinky feet smell, as soon as i get a whiff i think "I'm not gonna like…

Yep... And Australians.

Too right. "We are the weirdos mister" is one of my favourite movie quotes to say.

Tell me about it. I live in France now and my fella and I just went on a trip to Morroco, I was like "what do you mean we can take these leather slippers, wooden carvings, spices and a kilo of FRESH dates back to France with now questions asked??" I was shitting bricks at the airport but of course it was all fine.

Wowzers, those heels are high too.

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As teeth, they make a sweet bangle.

Ew, I tried escargot this weekend and couldn't eat one if I looked at it too long... Especially if I'd seen the snail's foot. Gross, gross, gross.

Heidi Klum is in Malaysia right? Eating something like nasi lemak (sp?) because that picture has given me the most intense craving (and I ate a three course dinner tonight already).

Fo' sho'. Also, you don't know if it's about to pop or just be one of those ones that fizzles out (and comes back more angry the next day).

Payot is French but I used to get it in Australia from strawberry net for about $18. I now live in France and I'm sure it is expensive here and for some reason I can't access the strawberry net website in France and I can't buy beauty products online from a site like Amazon. Crazy.

I called my boyfriend over (he calls zits buttons) and said "check out this button art" he recoiled in horror.

Payot masque purifiant. I used to be a beauty therapist and of all the tips and tricks I learnt this is the only thing I can still be arsed doing. You just put a dab of the mask on a cystic zit when I feel it coming on and sleep with the mask on the spot all night and it usually brings down the swelling lots and…

When I saw this topic I totally remembered that story first! Also, I'm in bed at 1:42 am reading this thread praying my house does not creak because I will piss myself.