Yeah, she's not like that (but I do know the type) she can just totally switch off and enjoy the fluff! I can't for some reason, I used to watch House M.D and then after the episode I'd read a blog written by a few doctors about how accurate the episode was. Wow, I sound like a lot of fun at parties.

That's so funny, my boss is a lawyer (albeit not in USA) and loves to watch the Good Wife or and some of the Law & Orders. I don't know how she does it.

This came up a few weeks ago and someone said it was a stock photo... I think... Anyway, I love it,

When I read that I remembered being in Japan for two weeks, 10 years ago. Nothing was broken, everything worked.

Ah, thank you. I am constantly embarrassed here. This is my second month and I have to really grow a thick skin and not be offended by being yelled at and teased by French people. I'm learning the language but the other day in the bakery I was asked a question in French and I just needed to buy some time to let it…

I went out for dinner in my new town in France last weekend and I left a few lettuce leaves and some sauce on my plate and the waiter said to me in plain English "you did not finish all your food, that is very rude!". I hate food waste too and I'm adjusting to the European tradition of mopping up EVERYTHING from your…

A beauty salon in Malvern, a pretty upper class suburb in Melbourne.

Whoops! Archive body standards was, of course, meant to be "achieve".

I entirely agree. Australia's treatment of Aboriginal people and asylum-seekers is appalling. I saw in the news paper (The Age, if you're Australian) a member of parliament refuses to stop calling asylum-seekers "illegal immigrants" when, in fact, they are neither.

That's my take away from this too.

Maybe that's what my leg bruises are from. I don't think I've had bruise free legs since a bout 3 months old.

Ah, nothing. I should've just said all the clients were 100% Caucasian Australian and I only remember one French client. It was late here when I wrote that comment, I'd edit it but can't work out how.

I'm Australian, I certainly don't think all Australians are racists but I just think there is a level of a high level racism that takes place in Australia and its strange, peopled are rarely called on it. That's why I just said its one of the most comfortably racists countries. It's hard to articulate but I mean so…

Australia is one of the most comfortably racist countries in the world. I was a beauty therapist in Australia at a salon that almost 100% of the clients were Jewish. A client came in one day wanting several layers of spray tan to make her black for a dress up party.

No, no, she wants to do two months of "volutourisim" in developing countries. This ignorant, privileged little fuckwit wouldn't have the capacity to complete the necessary 4 years of university to be a teacher in Australia.

She is a fuckwit. Australia Day is like 4th of July and commonly Australians have a party like a BBQ, drink beer and wear green and gold. That girl is a bag of bad decisions and the phrasing of that sentence is just one of them. I think she means all other cultures in Australia dress up for Australia Day. Even that's…

I've always wondered about this too. At least Rihanna straddles a phallus jizzing out glitter.

She lost me at "do you ever feel like a plastic bag". People bang on that she writes her own lyrics and is super talented but I reckon if you gave me a bag of coke and a bra that sprayed cream out of my ta-tas I'd bash out a few lines about heartbreak and euphoric sex.

I'm trying to understand... I got as far as: at least she pregnant and has an excuse for fainting. Gah... I don't know.

Agreed. I saw her circus tour maybe 4 years ago and she mimed though and didn't really dance, she kind of got carried around by her back up dancers.