FriendofLlama
Friend of Llama
FriendofLlama

My mum used to always give me sprite when I was sick but we lived in Australia so it was called lemonaid and for some reason she'd leave the lid off it so then it'd be flat lemonaid. I have no idea what the benefitof that was. Anyway, as a consequence, these days I can't drink sprite because it makes my tummy think

The newly married couple kissing in that video was HILARIOUS.

Same. Unless I'm drunk or hungover then I still just feel crap. But if someone has McDonalds near me and is eating it I think it's the worst smell in the world if I'm not eating it too.

Amen! Gimme a juicy thigh any day!

I used to live on a farm with my grand parents and finding a worm or a grub in our food was a monthly thing and being dramatic little kids we'd all scream "Ahhh! Worm!" And make a big fuss at the table and my grandfather would say "a full worm? Better than finding half a worm" it took me years to understand the

I'm not proud (as an Australian) but that was my initial reaction.

That's right! Who the duck builds a Stonehenge!? That is great.

That's hilarious! The lip licking, smacking and munching your own mouth off while on coke is the worst! Well, not the worst but still.

I feel this is an appropriate time to showcase the mosaic Hello Kitty my boyfriend's father made for me for my birthday last month.

Wait? I thought we knew what Stonehenge was for?! They worked it out last year or something... And I've forgotten it. Good chance I'm wrong about this.

I was flipping through a medical dictionary once and was shocked to learn Hep C can be passed on if you share a straw to snort coke with someone that has Hep C. That has always given me the hebie jeebies because I'd never thought you could "catch" anything doing coke.

I am still cringing over a "conversation", god knows how long it went for, I had with someone about their documentary which I had not seen all the while licking my lips like a fucking lunatic when I was coked off my tits... This happened almost 6 months ago and whenever it pops into my mind I just have that awful oh,

An 8 year old child I've just started babysitting watched me enter my unlock code into my iPhone and memorised it on the first day I had her. She was sweet about it though, when she asked if she could look at my phone she posed the question "can I play with your phone? I already know the code". Amazing. It's like they

That's prompted me to stop complaining about the time I lent my iPad to an 8 year old for an hour or so to play angry birds and it was returned to me covered with a thick layer of spittle (with food flecks) from the "peeeeow, zaaapppp" sound effects the child was making.

That's prompted me to stop complaining about the time I lent my iPad to an 8 year old for an hour or so to play angry birds and it was returned to me covered with a thick layer of spittle (with food flecks) from the "peeeeow, zaaapppp" sound effects the child was making.

That kid is so, so cool and has awesome moves but I also reckon those women do an ace job at not accidentally kicking her in the face. This is coming from the drunk person on the dance floor at weddings that usually flings a hand into someone's face, child or drink.

Her no bull-shit statement was the best, most conscise thing I've heard about this government shutdown/ACA debacle. She is fucking ace! (I'm not American which may be why I'm out of the loop)

No, it doesn't hate on old and sick people if it is like the original BBC version which was an awesome observational comedy.

In Australia I worked for a Greek lawyer who was one of the most racist people I had ever encountered. It was a personal injury firm and and huge portion of our clients were recent immigrants from Africa and Asia. The way he'd talk about them was outright awful. I just thought he was such a fucking idiot because

I've just exported myself for a French guy... I think you're right.