A million thank yous!

I can't work out where the crazy comes from. The only anesthesia I've come out of (for wisdom teeth) made me giggle for a bit upon waking but I felt like that was just the relief of it being over. My Nana refuses to count back from 10 when she gets put under, she just yells "not yet, not yet, I'm still awake, don't…

That was an ace before bed read!

I never confidently use the word ironic. But I was ADDICTED to that show and I thought that was a funny concept.

When I was a teenager and worked at KFC in Australia the "veins" of lettuce would turn pink, like bright pink after a day or two. I didn't care then and I ate the stuff but I can't eat it now that I'm older and presumably wiser.

Bugger! I just flew in a few weeks ago and didn't go to the bathroom which is a shame because the rest of the airport is gross.

I think I paid to see the second option you list on her circus tour a few years ago.

Oh god. That's almost worse.

I thought she was asking him to tell a story about something her Daddy said butb was she just talking about him in the third person, calling home Daddy? Fucking gross.

I bought one on sale without even trying it on. I got home nd put it on and I look at least 4 sizes larger than I am. Awful.

I could be wrong but I think that is a blue tongue lizard.

Yes! She is stuck in Freud's Oral stage of psychosexual development! (Thank you one semester of psychology taken 8 years ago).

With ya on the part about the Valium. (I also like Valium)

This is my mum and I ALL OVER. The first bit of most useful advice I remember getting was when I must have been six, her and Dad were getting a divorce and we were doing the move out day and she turned to me and said "you can't change a man" and then within a second corrected herself and said "you can't change a…

Damn straight! I've been chowing on some delish baguettes this week in my new town and the relationships that I have formed with them over lunch time indicate there is some TRUE LOVE in those babies.

My boyfriend often comes home to this scene. I don't ignore him but commonly he'll come home to me, head in the computer reading a dirt bag because Jezebel wakes up just as he is coming home from work.

And they are self important twits that have no fucking taste!

Yep, that was some pretty intense name/text dropping going on there.

Right?! I can't even imagine how shit that would taste. Like flat soft drink and Malibu.

Oh yeah... I forgot I was doing that for a while. I read a list of ten things we do wrong like breath, eat, sleep... And this was the only one I remembered and did for the fun of it for a while.