I’ve done work on dehydration for the Army. Thirst is NOT a reliable indicator unless under circumstances that you are very acclimated to. Used to living in the Northeast and not doing much physical labor? You’ll find you can’t rely on your thirst to tell you when to drink if you suddenly are doing a lot of work in…

No matter how you arrange them, Kill/Bang/Marry is fully applicable

But his editor won’t let him write the Big Story, because his editor lacks The Ethics. This is the fault of bloggers.

OSHA may be a pain in the ass, but most of those people would be alive if they were in a civilized country.

Blatter Cancer

It was more an attempt to make a mockery of American's thoughts on American-European history. I thought more people would've picked up on that. WHY IS DEADSPIN SO SERIOUS TODAY?!?

Advanced technology shows path Cubs’ outfielder took in tracking that ball:

They’re even making the IOC look...well, less terrible, anyway.

But not in iTunes?

I would imagine it was much like the Austin Powers mole scene, right?

Refills.

Take the glass eye. The patch doesn’t make everybody look cool. People who look cool in an eyepatch would probably look cool in a diaper too. Most of us are not nearly cool enough to pull that off.

If you lost an eye, would you go patch or glass eye

As someone who had an eye removed, I can tell you in practicality, prosthetic eye >>>>>>>>>>>>> eye patch. Eye patches suck to wear, especially if you also have glasses like this poor schmoe. Plus, after the 999th person (in one day) stares at you/asks for a picture with you/yells “Arrr matey! you’ll be fucking sick…

That’s the part that most of the troglodytes here see unable to understand. The ball is absolutely, 100% dead. The whole excercise of having them run about the basis is purely showmanship. Fussing about the choreography of it is somehow simultaneously juvinile and the kind of fussy nonsense I’d expect from my granddad…

Because it’s a massive waste of everyone’s time. Would I be bent out of shape if a runner got away with not touching first, second, or third on an out of the park home run? Absolutely not. The ball left his goddamned bat and went out of play. For all the shits I give I’d like the rule changed to just let the batter…

I’m all for replay to fix obvious errors in play calls, or to resolve extremely close plays. This is absolutely nonsense though. Why are we even wasting our time with this? He hit the ball out of the park. He rounded all the bases in principle. Other than wasting everyone’s time and making games that the entire…

Exactly. It really needs to be an egregious disregard for the base line if it’s going to be called an out. Like if someone wanted to put on some sort of clown show running around the perimeter of the field, giving high fives to everyone in the first row. I think that’s how far it would have to go to call someone out…

What a fantastic waste of time. He hit a ball 400 feet with a stick, okay? Who cares if he missed the plate by an inch. You can tell the MLB is very dedicated to shortening these games.

What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.