You absolutely need to worry about extended contact with our staph.

If you play the gif backward, it looks like he’s placing a bag of cocaine into the boat. Open and shut case!

Something useful? Like talking shit about someone on the internet that you don't know to try and make yourself look like a baddass?

300. It’s technically a comic book movie, and my wife and I walked out of it going “that was one of the five worst movies we’ve ever seen in the theater” and yet I hear people express love for it all the time — including several people we saw the movie with.

The Passion of the Christ

Curfew.

yeah somebody pointed that out I didn’t realize they are asking for double that’s ridiculous

I feel extremely sympathetic towards the officers if they are not getting time to eat. That's really not fair. Am I bothered by the fact that they are getting 1.5x wages for OT worked instead of 2x wages?? NOPE! It's not a "paper trick", it's called common sense.

I’m hoping to hear some quality taunting from the dugout. You *know* everyone says shit but you can never hear it because of the crowd noise.

Even more troubling is that if Pizza Boli’s is closed, I don’t see how any runs will be produced in the stadium today.

Forgive my ignorance, as I’ve never had Pizza Boli’s. Is there usually a line 4 hours before the first pitch?

Jesus Fucking Christ. Hollander.

Hell did he chastise Ravens fans for some (admittedly less severe than is currently being seen) rioting following the Super Bowl win over the niners?

Having lived in that area, it’s not surprising at all that Hollander said this. He’s exactly the kind of detached conservative goober that would take that viewpoint.

And I would disagree with Mr. Hollander (who seems just to be whining) and say that it is (almost) only through disruption that important messages from protests get heard.

Outstanding.

Considering MLB network was using this feed, I’m sure it was the most easily accessible.

I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!

I wrote a response to this.

I’m a black man in my thirties and my favorite sport is baseball, and that can be an incredibly lonely experience. Like Rock, I’m also a Mets fan, and I became a National League fan in part for the same reason he did (his father, like mine, hated the AL because it somehow managed to be even more racist than the NL).