Best Closed Caption of the Year:

Bronconeers are my new favorite team

Help what? Your constant masturbating?

Here are economists Dennis Coates and Brad Humphreys writing (PDF) for Econ Journal Watch in 2008:

The ushers have those signs at PNC, too, but as you say, it helps to have a competent usher holding one and willing to enforce it.

No competent usher would ever let someone take their seat in the middle of a pitch. At Nats Park they have literal stop signs that prevent anyone from trying to take their seat while the ball is in play.

A “poor error in judgment”? Enough with the false modesty. It was an EXCELLENT error in judgment.

Georgians like to hear there’s nothing coming. If there’s one thing they hate, it’s getting burned.

Half a beer was left in the glass, 5 seconds of sipping and still had some left in the bottom of the cup.

I’m calling bullshit right now. He clearly picked it up off the ground, stuffed it in his beer, and then didn’t even pound the whole thing. I’d call it embarrassing all the way around.

Harassing other people for pictures and autographs is low-class behavior for sure.

Treating shitty people shitty, still makes you a shitty person.
I’m not saying she should have brought them cookies.
But anyone who says “Do you know who I am” is almost certainly an ass. The rest of the video proves she is.

Have you really, in your entire life, not seen two assholes interact? Or do view every…

Anyone that says “baby girl” condescendingly automatically loses the moral superiority argument.

That woman works in the lot. She probably has more legitimate grievances with the people who run that place than anybody who ever had a car held there. Not everybody lands their dream job or even one they like or are particularly proud of all the time. But almost everybody has bills to pay.

All based on the woman's AA confession which may or may not be accurate and would be shock me to be admitted by any court (as it's at least one level of hearsay). And whether you think it's disgusting or not, the age of consent is the age of consent. And 16 is the age of consent in 30 states, D.C., and Canada.…

All discussion of what is/isn't legal and is/isn't privileged is dependent entirely on the nuances of state law—in this case, Georgia state law. Bottomline, this is salacious headline grabbing bullshit for a "contributing to the delinquency arrest" based on a woman's AA confession (which may or may not be 100%…

There is precedent for confessions in AA being protected since there is a religious component to the program.

I was sort of thinking the same thing ... I know if I was 18 years old I would jumped all over that and given her the best 14 seconds of her life.

How did she not face charges originally when she lost her kids? Obviously the authorities knew about it...

What kind of backwards ass state is this a felony? Seriously. Climbing construction equipment where nobody was hurt needs to be punished by him never being hired for a job?