Shel Siverstein is badass. His kids poetry and books are indeed awesome. But they need to be balanced with his song writing catalog. From Boy Named Sue for Johnny Cash to Ones on the Way for Lorretta Lynn to Ballad of Lucy Jordan for Marianne Faithful and all his hits for Bobby Bare and the old Dr. Hook and the…

The Cheating Diesels would be a great name for a band. Or a reality show about Vin’s extended family and their wacky hijinks.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with having small hands. But if it gets under his skin, lets talk about how small his hands are!

The problem with that is that you will still be counted as “attending” the inauguration and Fatty McOrangeFace will get to crow about his yuuuuuuge numbers.

Most weddings cakes look great but taste like butt, if they have any taste at all.

I used to work in a historic house that hosted 100's of weddings a year and I worked every single one. What you say is absolutely true, except for one huge exception.

Athletic departments just don’t sign as many sponsorship deals with Brooks Brothers as they used to.

Same thing happens to pop, movie, and tv celebrities. All the new stars seem to be some old star’s offspring.

Can’t turn up the sound at work.

What? No nightshirts?

I learned from country and western music that they like to kill people just to watch them die.

As I noted elsewhere, it also gave us Cape Munster from the Ben Stiller Show.

I’ve never been able to enjoy Cape Fear since seeing the Cape Munster skit on the old Ben Stiller show.

EXACTLY! If a scrub is two minutes late for practice RUN LAPS! If a starter is five minutes late? Well, we have to start practice, we can’t wait for him so just jump in.

My take-away from that quote was, “Do you mean that there will be so many transfers that we won’t be able to count them all, or that those people who transfer won’t be able to count”?

Because the first just isn’t true. Even if every team member currently on the roster transfers, the number is relatively small and even…

I don’t know much about the intricacies of NCAA coach’s contracts. Even with this caveat, I am going to ask what many of you will probably regard as a really stupid question.

This was my biggest question. Could this be a favor to Kiffin in that since he got fired he didn’t have to quit, therefore he gets a bigger contract buyout than he otherwise have gotten?

Because they invited white girls.

There are no rules in language, just people who want to codify their personal peculiarities into rules so they can lord it over others.