No, he can’t, and quit calling him Shirley.

Since people standing their ground are even allowed to kill innocent bystanders when defending themselves (though that was in South Carolina) I wonder if, once violence breaks out between two people, it is legally justifiable for everyone within visual range to pull a piece and just start firing away?

In this case, the Nissan dealer would have been justified under Florida law to shoot the old man with the golf club.

They stop play and the clock for these idiots. Has this ever been done on purpose to give an idiot’s favored team an extra time out or other advantage? (Would we know?) If so does that team get penalized?

And I have to admit that one my problems is that reality has become so absurd, it has become near impossible to do satire like this and be able to tell for sure it is a joke. This argument is so spot on what I have seen expressed sincerely it is no different. So where’s joke?

The problem with jokes/sarcasm/satire of this nature is that you need to crank up the stupid beyond normal, background levels. This post looks a lot like what you would see sincerely claimed in any number of venues and is in fact a lot milder than some I’ve seen. There is an art to this sort of joke and if this is an…

Just so I am clear. You are putting an anonymous Kinja commenter on one side of the scale. You put the President Elect of the United States (the next in line for the most powerful position in the world) on the other side of the scale. You find each one committing the same offense and your conclusion is “oh well, both…

I didn’t sat anything about Ohio State either. I focussed strictly on his experience at UF where he recruited, coached, and covered up the antics of several people we now know were criminals and he won two national championships and left a program he admitted was broken. He made millions doing so.

How did a piece of swamp trash like Casey Anthony afford them? Publicity and story rights.

How did this not work out for Urban Meyer? He got two championships out of these guys and millions of dollars. I’m hard pressed to think how this is going poorly for him.

The answer is probably money.

I originally thought it was “bald tree” and it never made a lick of sense. It wasn’t until after college looking at someone else’s fresh from the farm I look down at the roots and thought, “hmm that looks like a ball, ohhhhhhhhhh now I get it.”

You can’t use a Christmas tree outside. Someone is bound to steal the presents out from under it eventually.

I wouldn’t doubt it, but offhand I can’t think of anyone who went missing at the time.

We’d have to dig up and bring it in every year. And then we’d have only one tree.

I hate that one, too, but without that song we wouldn’t have this wonderful bit. So I count it as a win in the end.

When I was a kid we had “balled” Xmas trees which means the roots were left intact and you could replant it after Christmas. At one time we had 3-5 different former Christmas trees around our yard. It was kind of cool.

And the administration and athletic department gets flagged for targeting and taunting.

Pro Tip: If a wife or a girlfriend asks for something practical like towels or a thermostat for Christmas, you get it for her but fill out the gift tag as if the gift is to the entire household and from Santa. It’s all theater of course, but you get credit for listening to her and getting her a nice gift and you don’t…

Came here to say the same. It is a work of performance art rarely equaled on prime time television.