Don’t stop him. He’s on a roll.

Baltimore football fans are a good cautionary tale, too.

You missed the headline. Bliss is back coaching college ball. Some Christian league, not NCAA, although he is eligible to coach NCAA again. Abar Rouse the whistleblower who taped him on tape? Last we heard from him he was working at an aircraft factory mired in debt.

If it were in a book they never would have seen it.

High school kids in poor judgement shocker

Well there is one more type of person. Actual scholarly historians and those who read their work product.

This. I’ve worked hundreds of weddings in my career and the only bad ones are the ones in which people have rigid, inflexible ideas about what constitutes a proper or traditional wedding. So many people have no idea there are traditions other than their own and there is any need to accommodate other people or just…

Even if Clinton hadn’t been court appointed:

which assumes that the clowns doing it now are officially affiliated with New Line. They could be copy clowns. Or clown contractors with New Line having plausible deniability if things went pear shaped.

But he is brazenly breaking the flag code by flying it in the rain.*

It was also good enough for Charles Darwin who married his first cousin Emma Wedgewood.

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

That’s pretty much my working hypothesis as well and came here to see if there were anyone who agreed. Time will tell of course, but unless there are plans to reboot Killer Klowns from Outer Space I haven’t heard about, this is my bet.

Not just lost $916 million, but lost it in 1995. It was smack in the middle of the longest extended boom in modern American History. We were fucking printing money in the 90's. Now we all know how that turned out, so had the loss been during the preceding or succeeding recessions, fine. But even I didn’t lose money on…

Or Canada.

Don’t even get me started on people who lecture me on empty gestures of patriotism while wriggling out of jury duty. I hoard my cans of whoop ass like bottled water in a fallout shelter, but I will open one for you if brag to me about ditching jury duty. It’s the only issue on which I have ever been rude to a boss.

Patriotism only counts when it’s done in front of people. Exactly like religion.

But two wrights can make an airplane.

This has been “a thing” for as long as I can remember (I’m 52). When I was a kid in the 70's my mom house sat for a couple of neighborhood families during funerals and services. And apparently, it was a thing when my mom was growing up in rural Indiana in the 50's because her mother did it, too.

It’s an interesting word that manages to be both racist and ableist at the same time.