At least he didn’t say “mongoloid.”

I stand corrected. Rant retracted.

National Parks include more than nature preserves, you know. What about the historic parks like Independence in Philadelphia, the National Mall in DC, Fort McHenry, Gettysburg, Saratoga etc etc etc.

I suppose it could have been worse. She could have said “mongoloid” instead of “retard” and made it racist as well as ableist.

And I am sorry I got so angry. As a child of the 70's I put up with a lot of criticism and poo flung at me and my formative years. (Much of it well earned) But there are some things up with which I will not put.

The 70's were the golden age of famous for being famous? Are you fucking kidding me? They were pikers compared to the meme driven, reality show 21st century thus far. At least back then you had to get past a casting agent or a show’s booking agent to get your 15 minutes. Nowadays all you have to do is take some Vines…

Oops! No, I am not. Nor Billy Barty, either. I would edit my post to reflect that fact, but it is too late. Hopefully, my insults are clear in context.

Your headline made me think of this one-joke-jackass.

Not that type, but his mug could easily grace those promotional calendars, or he could do personal appearances. My school changes coaches like I change my socks, so no assistant coaches get that level of celebrity. But by all accounts this guy has been at Iowa over 15 years and is a well known name and face. Why would…

Well, I googled “dunny” and got this image. So I have no idea, either.

Yes, but they call them muffins.

Not at my DIV I football powerhouse. Assistant coaches get a cut of the shoe deals and performance bonuses. And every time they pose for one of those team photos that goes above some local pizza chain’s promotion calendar? They get a cut of that, too. On my campus they even put those images on the damn soda machines,…

Since you say “base salary” I can assume he makes AT LEAST half that again in bonuses, endorsements, and his cut of the shoe/clothes/sports drink contracts?

Big deal. I can remember when the deadspin comments were full of “I like the smell of my own farts.”

Reason was too easy. I’m trying to maximize my score by going for the move with the higher degree of difficulty.

I’m surprised Coney didn’t try to rabbit.

How is this not a meme yet?

No. There will be 10.

Pisspot Dome

Hooverball. It’s not likely you will ever meet a Hoover Baller. They are the basically the congealed essence of hipster doofus sport people who know just enough about American history to appropriate a fad completely out of context and think it is the best thing ever. These are the cyclists who think LOUDLY that unless…