I feel like “trendy aerobics” people should be the group that just changes with the wind, and every fart counts as wind. Pole Dancing, Tai-Bo, Jassercize, and now it seems to be about drumming aerobics. “A rock-out work-out dude!”

She’ll write a book. Or at least she’ll pay someone to write a book under her name. Then a bunch of Conservative groups will buy enough copies to make it a best seller, she’ll make fortune and then she’ll end up on The View.

It’s all about the bass.

EXACTLY! When I lived in Northern New England everyone I know had one or two bottles in the fridge. Everyone hated it after one drink, but they kept it there for some sort of New Englander cred.

Moxie is awful. Tab I can still stomach through the blood soaked memories of cutting myself on one too many pop tops. But Moxie? Last time I had some, I used a 25 year old RC 100 to wash the disgusting taste of that shit out of my mouth.

Oh god I’m having flashbacks.

Museum professional here, too, and I agree.

You’re not talking about me! I prefer the subtle irony of unveiling a Justice Department report on porn directly under the gaze of a bared nipple.

No. They are just people I disagree with on this one issue. I don’t assume people I disagree with, even if it’s on many issues, are crazy or part of a fringe. We are just people who disagree.

I know of very few people who won’t admit that. (No, anonymous Gawker commenters don’t count.) In fact, before Jeb washed out and everyone thought he had an excellent chance at being the Rep nominee all I heard was how sad it was the election was going to be against two political dynasties which implicitly assumes…

Sure. If we can also agree that George W. Bush would have never been, well, anything without his father’s influence and name recognition. Not to mention Prescott Bush’s money. And the same goes for Jeb Bush. Or Mitt Romney and George Romney? And Bobby and Teddy Kennedy? John and John Quincy Adams?

Add Soap. Soap rocked.

You don’t. You use cutlery for the sides. But as any KFC fan knows, it’s all about the spork.

I could be wrong, but it looks like they didn’t even try to find music that they actually used in the show, but songs that sound like they were inspired by the show. Or something like that. But it’s missing every song I remember from the show. (No TROOPER! Why does everyone always forget Trooper!?)

Homeopathy? So she’s like one part per million a quality doctor?

He’s lucky he had only one parent smoking. Both of my parents smoked like chimneys in our station wagon with fake paneling on the outside.

What happened to his head? I was going to go with Herman Munster.

That’s how I feel about The Guess Who’s American Woman. When did that become a patriotic song? They were Canadian and hated America for trying to draft them.

I figure I’ll give it 24 hours. After that I figure everyone will have forgotten about it and rightly so. (Because you know some stupidity of biblical proportions is going to happen tonight.)

I get that. I do. But I remember the 2008 election when the Obama’s bumped fists and Fox News got all “TERRORIST FIST JAB!!!!” and then spent eight years scrutinizing every gesture and decision from how he put flowers on the 9/11 (He just flopped them on there. It PROVES he is a muslim!) to how he ordered his food.