I can’t explain the map or vouch for its accuracy. It is a year old.

Sounds like an episode of Friends. Ross was “The Cookie Dude.”

If you really knew your product you would know that not all regions of the country have the same Girl Scout Cookies. Some have different names and all have different recipes.

So did Baden Powell.

Like I said. It’s the best I got. Any explanation I can come up with that makes even a little bit of sense requires her to be in some measure both stupid and a sociopath/psychopath.

My only guess would be some sort of Munchausen by proxy thing. She wanted all the attention when she became the sad girl who’s boyfriend killed himself. That’s the best I got.

He was probably also pretty shaken up and coming down from an adrenalin rush. I have only been in one real accident on the road and the first half-hour afterwards was a blur and I am pretty sure I said some shaky things. I know the guy who cut me off kept saying “at least I have another cadillac at home” which really…

It’s a really small state. How many months does it take for every high school in RI to play every other high school?

Personally, I find the cookie called Samoa a delicious disc of cultural imperialism. They need to change the name.

Maybe. But what about the rest?

I don’t mean to be rude, but you have basically Columbussed the whole “every character on TV or in film lives in homes they cannot possibly afford” trope. It has been a thing for decades. You think Lois Lane could afford that penthouse in the original Superman movie? You think Monica Geller et al could afford those…

Same was true for my undergraduate. But then it was a state school, too. I noticed long after I posted the question that if you read down the AG’s opinion, it does state that for the purposes of this law, even private campus dicks are subject to transparency rules. So I just shoulda read further. I was having a bad…

Back in my day it was murder on the basketball court.

Back in my daze at Baylor we covered up murders.

Someone help me out. Baylor is a private school. I assume “Baylor cops” are also private. I can see them being required to disclose to relevant government oversight and regulatory agencies, they should be open to their student body, parents, etc etc and stuff like that, but we aren’t talking any sort of transparent…

So LSU football would be the distilled essence of college football. All marketing and licensing and high salaries for coaches and administrators without actually being bothered to play any games.

An up-chorkle?

I think it is because at the opening of a relationship people try to put their best foot forward and be as nice to the “major players” as possible. You, your friends, your family, your dog, etc. But people who have to make a pretense out of being nice, often let their guard down when dealing with the less…

The White Office?

Wasn’t this an episode of The Office? Did Michael Scott leave Dunder Mifflin in Scranton to become a coach in Portland?