Granted. And they are paid accordingly.

Possibly. I hope so. But it does say “FBS players are allowed a maximum of four weeks off per year.” The key word is “maximum” as you can’t go any higher than 4 weeks. Maybe the sentence is poorly written? Again, I hope so.

JEEBUS! And those couch potatoes on the show think “America is getting soft” because amateur student athletes want to take time off from their extracurricular activity? How many hours do THEY work in a day?

A little off topic but I found this paragraph at the linked article interesting:

I want to hate you, but haven’t the hart.

I would snap a photo or video and send it to Deadspin. Problem solved.

I for one can’t remember the last time a Newton failed to meet expectations so magnificently and produce so many terse and inaccurately transcribed quotes. Oh, right....

Different sports, different unwritten rules. If Newton did that in baseball I think the pitcher is allowed to grab his bat and beat him on the head until his noggin cracks open like over ripe musk melon.

That’s what interns are for.

And the former is not being a “fan.” It is appreciation of the work. There is a difference. You can enjoy a good football game well played, but if you only like a team when they do, in fact, play well, you are considered a “bandwagon fan” and generally looked down upon especially in these parts where anything but a…

it’s all about identity. It was never about music, the music is awful, it’s about informing others that you are a fan, that you’re part of something.

This blows.

How on earth do you convince someone to help you stash ANY body, regardless of age or gender?

Now that Urban Meyer is no longer coaching at Florida, yeah. When he left UF lost their championship ranking in so many categories.

Dot matrix printer? Luxury, luxury, luxury. In my day we had to dress in our flashing-breeches, with crotchless small clothes, go down to the local sketchateria and hire an artist to make drawings of our junk in the public square. When you sent a dick pic in the winter in them days you had to do it near an open fire…

I would think the proper response to people not being able to get your trivia question would be to project sense of smug superiority at having stumped your audience.

I don’t follow ACC basketball much, but I am pretty sure that’s suppose to be Virginia Cavs, not Caps.

I came down here to say the same thing. It’s his voice.

That’s what she said.

Massive step up from this jackass.