There’s a textbook for dirty hits? Man, football players take some easy classes.

So do Georgia high school football players get to choose between a baptism or a beatdown or do they have to put up with both?

It’s a perfectly good look. They’re two kids for chrissakes. It’s completely irrelevant where this boys sits. It’s unimportant because this is JUST A GAME!

Or he just wanted to get laid.

Yes. Your 1st thought should have been, “Wow, shitty defenses.”

They clearly only gave 90%. The other team gave 107%.

I wondered about that, too. But it took me five seconds. I suspect most people who looked at the photo and had the same question (a lot of people I suspect), figured it out in roughly the same time it took dclowd9901 to type and send her/his comments. That’s why dclowd9901 should be briefly mocked. (assuming we aren’t…

After she lost several children before they turned 1.

It’s actually called the Bellamy Salute, and it is how all REAL AMERICANS say the Pledge of Allegiance.

If you you watch it VERY carefully and you already know what Pena looks like, then you can catch a glimpse. I knew he was in the movie, because I looked it up.

Michael Pena plays Martinez. So they have that covered. I have no opinion of his hotness.

Like I said above. The money comment from me was mostly referencing the casting of Ejiofor, a bankable actor, as the Indian Venkat Kapoor. They also cast a MacKenzie Davis as the Korean Mindy Park and Naomi Scott as Ryoko and removed Bruce Ng at JPL entirely. Each one of those could be justified, but ultimately we now…

Yeah, I don’t know FOR A FACT that a) The part about the Chinese space program has been removed, but on the IMDB page there is not one actor/actress of East Asian decent, so I am assuming. (Much mea culpa if I turn out to be wrong.) of b) THAT change was made to make money. I would guess it is to streamline the story,…

They’ve also removed all the Asian characters from The Martian. And the book included a whole section involving the Chinese space program, so they had to work hard on that.

Are you sure you weren’t in a Hobby Lobby?

I believe that is what is meant by “hearsay” and in this case anonymous hearsay. Thank goodness Deadspin isn’t passing them along as facts or evidence. But you know, I read in the comments at ESPN that the coach for Marble Falls is named Green, which is kinda like jade and he probably wore a hat, which is kinda like a…

Not only does it have to be the best joke ever told in a case like this, but the butt of the joke shouldn’t be the victim.

You tell’em Captain! All snide jokes aside, UF actually has a very good school attached to its football program.

Same here (BA 1987, MA 1988) and I said “can” not “will.” Go Retrievers!

Because we’ll win 12 games, mostly because we play in a division full of Mongoloids, and we’ll still have to go play in Foxboro where we’ll lose by 50 points as we always do.