When I worked at a pizza place in 2002-2004, at the height of the atkins craze, we had a sandwich which was 2 pieces of garlic bread, pizza sauce, peppers, onions, pepperoni, salami, prosciutto and cheese. people would say "I'm on Atkins, I was the Saucy Monster but no bread." So it would come out in this soup of…

Oh I feel so sad for Emma Roberts - I suffer from severe OCD and have hit and bitten my fiancee in the past when he has attempted to stop my manic obsessions. I have since gotten help, and CBT, but I am beyond glad that he stuck by me despite my violent outbursts. I'm happy to say I've been rage-free for two years…

Ask not for whom the gray tolls, it tolls for thee.

AAAHH, quick, someone crop and edit this photo before we are all BLINDED by the horrendous monstrosity!

I had a similar revelation when I made my BF kill a bug the other day. It occurred to me that if feminism meant I need to kill my own bugs, I want NONE of it.

The coldest, saddest puppy in Illinois

It's very very early but I might be getting a niece or nephew. This is one of the happiest days of my whole life.

The rebooted Community is indeed awesome. I stopped watching partway through last season, but in addition to the "owls" quote that Nussbaum opens her article with: “That’s like me blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies” (Brita), it feels like the show was its soul back. I credit Dan Harmon. And how can you…

This semester (That's the Japanese semester, which started in September and ends this month), I have been teaching a course (in Japanese, mostly for Japanese students, though there are some non-Japanese students in there, too) on "women and manga." (Manga, for those who don't know, is the Japanese word for…

I'm in love with Mark, can he write all the articles all the day every day please PLEASE

This gif pretty much sums up my feelings:

Clearly you've never smelled a piano. *nod*

Yes, it is imperative that you travel to Mexico, post haste, young German dude! The future of Mexican beer DEPENDS ON IT.

ACK! The trailer tells TOO MUCH. Gimme mystery, you jerks.

I don't understand. Why, WHY, if one has Alan Rickman, would one pine for Pasty-Faced Boy Who Sniffs Pianos? Have we not seen "Truly, Madly, Deeply"? (Seriously, people, track it down ASAP.)

This has a good cast, but I feel like the premise of this movie has already been done 297489235 times before. Despite liking all three of the actors, the trailer did not make me all that interested. Then again, I'm just really tired of love triangles and infidelity as plot points.

She passed on ALAN RICKMAN?? I mean I wanna see this movie like, rightnow, but I'll be thinking, "foolish girl" the whole time.

I dunno, Prince Charming doesn't seem to have the best genetics. Can I have his bastard mutt of a brother instead?

*Reading*