Norman Reedus is just delightful.
Hey, guys, did you know, this doesn't always work? You can't let them leave the house to do a show on their own. Or anything else, without you. Ever.
He is worse at being a person than most ducks.
thought bubble over the wife: "oh, is the camera on me...oh, hi..I can't wait for my employer to have an accident so I can marry someone I'm actually sexually attracted to. While I'm still hot. I mean, until I had money I had no idea that women married men who were actually sexually attractive. I mean, honey, if you…
"Phil, why don't you take a seat?"
Not really on the "Neil Gaiman writes strong women characters" train. I think he, like Joss Whedon, benefits from how poorly most men write women. Their female characters appear three-dimensional by comparison with the standard issue cardboard girlfriend/wife/daughter roles or the mega-sexy-hot heroines that a lot of…
"This guy from Bering Sea Gold: Under the Ice — a television show, apparently — kind of looks like a version of Jensen Ackles that never left Texas because he got a girl pregnant in high school and he knew he didn't love her but dammit he was gonna do the right thing so he got a job at the local Texaco station and…
It will happen, in time.
Because she wants the world to see what happened to her. That's why she did the interview in the video. The video is not showing up in the post, or that might be clearer. Sorry about that.
My friend (and fellow Jezzie) is a trauma surgeon. She apparently tries to educate these anal insertion folks on the size and shape of the object they desire and where to purchase said object, but most of them firmly contend that they "just had an itch" or "passed out" only to find themselves so fixed. Obviously she…
When I was ten, I was scratching my ear with a pencil eraser, which promptly broke off and became embedded in my auditory canal. When I went to the hospital, the ER receptionist asked my mother how to spell eraser. Snotnose that I was, I aggravatedly spat the correct spelling. The receptionist looked at me and…
There are no cats in america... and the streets are paved with cheese!
Well, had I described myself as "small" you might have a point. I would never describe myself as small. However, taking into consideration the context of this story and this comment, the point is that I am not a plus-sized woman, I have absolutely no difficulty fitting into any piece of furniture anywhere, so it makes…