Citibank probably set your limits too. I have one of those.
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'Twas the Friday before Xmas
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notice how the world and comedy as we know it didnt come to an end
Labeling something "comedy" doesn't make it immune from criticism and it certainly doesn't change the fact that it's offensive. If Sacco had said what she said in her tweet in a comedy club, she would have gotten applause, but because she's in PR and she said it on her corporate Twitter account, the entire internet…
The present that made me laugh so hard I cried: I had just moved into a new apartment, had no furniture, and was spending Christmas all alone in this big, empty, new place. I waited very patiently to open the box my family had sent me, but once Christmas morning came, that shit was fair game. I was getting all teary…
This isn't a Christmas gift story and it isn't one I share frequently, but it was a beautiful moment and I want to share it somehow. My best friend had passed away a few weeks before this happened and her mom told me that before she passed, she said that she wanted her belongings to go to her friends. Her mom invited…
Just recently. We finished work for the year on Friday and my boss handed me my Christmas gift, a lovely bottle of wine worth about $50 which I thought was very generous in and of itself. I didn't see the envelope in the gift bag until I got home, opened it and it was a gift voucher to one of the best restaurants in…
The 1995 Pride and Prejudice with Colin Firth. It came on 6 VHS tapes and I was in Regency heaven.
Having my own sex toy company, my whole apartment is essentially a sex toy stash. If I were to die unexpectedly, one would merely need to just walk in the bedroom and you can spot them like easter eggs. Luckily, my parents are cool with what I do.
This year for my birthday my husband bought me the perfect pair of earrings, this doesn't seem like a big deal on the surface but we've been together for 6 years and he has NEVER bought me a decent gift, he means well but just generally sucks at it. I was genuinely shocked and the look of satisfaction on his face was…
Not a gift but a card, from my brother on my birthday. At that time we were spending our senior year in college living together in an apartment- he's one year older but had taken a year off school. We don't have any other siblings. He's not a very sentimental or emotionally expressive guy, but the card read:
In the case of burial, I would suggest vibrators be interred with the person who loved them the most.
I've had a pretty terrible year and have (I think) understandably put on weight because Cap'n Crunch is my spirit animal and eating my feelings when my mom died or when I got double pneumonia from the eight-ball sized lump in my chest was easier than plastering a smile on and dazzling the world with a can-do attitude.…
"You'll pry my sex toy out of my cold dead hand!" ...and then clean it and arrange it attractively, clasped on my abdomen, for my family to view as they shuffle by.
I'm in the mood to hear stories and I'm feeling a little emotional. So....tell me a time when you received a gift (it doesn't have to be Christmas) that you cried happy tears or screamed like a little kid when you saw it.
I guess this is because there are way fewer consumer protections on debit cards (personal liability is like $500 vs $50 and investigation, etc takes a lot longer) ... it seems like a debit card fraud is a bigger pain in the ass for everyone involved and they're trying to discourage people from using debit cards at…
banks should automatically issue new cards to their clients who were compromised. and yes banks know who they are. but that would mean that banks care for their clients! Ha ha ha
Well, this sucks a little bit, but according to the email I got yesterday, you can also go to a real-life Chase bank and take out as much money as you want with proper ID, so it's not the end of the world.
I totes need* that Hannibal shirt. It's hilariously awesome.
This is my body, This is my blood, Happy are they who come to my supper.