Oh fans. You love you some bizarre stuff emblazoned with the face or likeness of your celebrity obsession of choice,…
Thank you! I was just wondering why we don't see more ads with fat women paired with incredibly creepy-looking dudes with bad tattoos.
I'm gonna blow your little mind a little bit here: there are plenty of hetero men who like things up the butt. It's actually quite stimulating and relaxing. I mean, or so I've heard.
Shhhh..... is either me telling you to keep my secret, or the sound my gas makes when it tries to get around the plug.
The proper term for a collection of butt plugs is a stuffing. A stuffing of butt plugs.
Ben is an acquaintance of mine and a lot of friends have been posting the link to this Today show article/slideshow that has more of his perspective on the shoot:
http://www.today.com/news/moms-memo…
Ben wrote about the experience, saying: "Many people have asked me how I felt while doing that photo session. What I…
Yeah he says that but the fact that he kept describing it as Pepper and Tony and even when he mentioned it's like Alfred and Batman as well he made sure it had to be female...pretty clear he's looking for a brilliant woman that will fall in love with him but always defer to him while propping himself up and never…
Pretty damn close. Wow.
I see the Perfect Assistant has already done her job.
Dear Heath,
I posses none of the qualities that you require.
I am lazy, thoughtless, self-absorbed, forgetful, and ... well ... I'm just plain awful.
On the bright side, my egregious faults and self-obsession will make your own ego seem insignificant by comparison. You will be on the receiving end of many "pity…
If you write "fall a part", I am afraid you've already fallen apart.
Basically. Someone said it the last time he came up here: He's not a better Pope, he's just a PR genius.
Aren't most guys into skinny 19 year olds? sigh
Teenagers who are dating go over to each others houses when parents are not home. It's what they do. Some of them have sex. Some of them don't. Realistically if they are both 14 and it's the first relationship for both of them they are probably doing hand jobs, finger fucking and blow jobs. If they are still together…