That guy is the definition of ass-clown. He needs to die in a car fire.

Seriously. Her sister was the only one within reach when it mattered! I love the fact that she got in a decent elbow and shouted, “Who the fuck are you?” while trying to go after him. I do not love that it was only then that security intervened. I also do not love the smirk on the shithead’s face as he fled. You can…

I wonder if she fired them after this. She’s better security than any bodyguard who was there!

I could buy that Brad is in line with old school disciplinary thinking. The “my dad beat my ass, so I’m going to be the same kind of dad because it kept me on the right path”, way of thinking.

And a favorite color of certain Golden Girls.

It was fucked up but that gal does not need security. She is a BOSS. She elbowed that fucker in the face and went after him like, “WHAT NOW, BITCH??”

this dude should be permanently on house arrest with all the celebrities he’s physically harassed.

What happened to Gigi was FUCKED UP. Thank god she has security.

Gut reaction here: I never usually buy into the “but he seems like a nice guy excuses”, Brad Pitt doesn’t strike me as a child abuser. Prove me wrong Internet.

I would like to think that someone in marketing thought this would be hilarious? Right? Guys?

I would like to think that someone in marketing thought this would be hilarious? Right? Guys?

I’ve been a Gawker Media reader & lurker for the past 6, 7 years. I’ve stuck with you guys through thick and thin, reading here almost daily even through the Hulk Hogan debacle.

I’ve been a Gawker Media reader & lurker for the past 6, 7 years. I’ve stuck with you guys through thick and thin,…

An old roommate’s girlfriend claimed to be a medium and told me all about the ghosts living in my 100 year old house. I’ll share more of that in the ghost story thread this October.

Yeah, I don’t blame you for that impulse!

It’s common when a baby is born in India for someone in the family to get their ‘life map’ written by an astrologer. When I was born my Mom sent my birth info to my grandma in India and she had it written. Only an astrologer can read the charts, it’s not understandable to anyone else. Anyways, it sat in India for…

Or there’s a dozen or so that actually have a gift to know things that can’t be known, and thousands of “psychics” pretending and ripping off rubes.

I once went to a medium and this woman knew a surprising amount of stuff about my grandparents--temperment, the very rare illness that my grandmother lived with at the end of her life, that an uncle of mine was currently wasting away and refusing to eat, etc. I kind of went just for fun, and was really surprised. …

Brad donated his sperm to Jen for IVF with Cotillard as the surrogate mother.

This doesn’t say she wasn’t banging Pitt, just that she loves her partner. The two are not incompatible. And don’t the French have a legendary blasé attitude toward affairs? Would not surprise me if Cotillard and her partner have an open relationship.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, IT’S OBVIOUSLY BRAD’S BABY!!!

She lost me at “the haters”. It just seems so childish for an adult to use that term.