I have a Slim. She’s large and in charge.

Same. Why is their breaking up and being bi not an option? It’s all gay or nothing to these people.

I posted this above but it won’t get out of the greys. I vote for the Queen Mother’s Cartier Bracelet Bandeau:

I agree on the updo. For the tiara, my money is on the The Queen Mother’s Cartier Bracelet Bandeau.

I always used all-black outfits to hide my poor. When you’re entry level and work with people who are rich and high-fashion, black Old Navy + lipstick is the key to survival.

Assholes can only be assholes to everyone, otherwise they are not assholes.

Except act. She’s a terrible actress.

Sidenote: You should leak all of this to the DM. They have the ability to publicly drag her (and sort of are right now). The more she is shamed the better.

Love this info! We are listening. :)

No royal wedding invite for you, racist!

It’s because Pnina has a partnership w/the show and store. Still, no word on who cashes in on those hideous sparkle belts they ruin every dress with. http://www.thelist.com/18636/untold-truth-say-yes-dress/

HOW DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW ABOUT IUDS

Here for it.

I’m kind of relieved it’s Rumi. My daughter’s name is Bea, so that rumor made me want to change her name to something not trademarked by Beyoncé. Plus, Rumi is super cute.

Love that he went in this direction with his music instead of milking a bullshit pop career a la the rest of them.

If Twitter was “down”, I’m certain Trump would turn to other social media to spew shit upon us. Maybe Insta? WW3 propaganda would be much easier to digest with an earlybird filter.

I loved Weiner as a politician. I always thought then that he would have been a great mayor. Now I just want him to go fuck himself.

So...caregiver? Caregivers don’t get to sit in on meetings with foreign leaders.

He announced his “2020 candidacy” so he can begin collecting donations AKA bribes and hold these big small penis rallies.

They’ll probably build a mile of wall, take some photos, and call it a “huge success”. That’s more than enough evidence to satisfy the deplorables.