Frida Claxton is not happy she’ll have to travel so far uptown, but she will make the trip.

Honestly, they’re our only hope now. They need to grow some seriously balls and save us.

Yeah, no. This first-time-preggo lady has NO idea what a third trimester feels like, especially with twins.

I’m hope the Grand Prospect Hall gave them a refund.

Ya know, I’m starting to feel maybe we deserve to die after doing this to the world.

I said this in another thread that will never get out of the greys, but no 2nd-time-pregnant woman does the photoshoot. When I was pregnant with my first, I flaunted it. With my second, I openly discussed pissing my pants and my bladder falling out of my body whilst downing containers of Nutella by the spoonful. Don’t…

While I think she’s for real pregnant this time, I still don’t believe for a second that first bump was real. No 2nd-time-pregnant woman does the corny photoshoot.

Based on how much she’s flaunting it and her puffy face (it wasn’t at all before), I think this one is real. Remember all the grainy photos of her sticking out her stomach post-burrito lunch? That was the closet we came to “proof” it was real w/Blue. If these photos fake, it would be a whole new level of cray.

She looks larger here than she did when she was 9 months “pregnant” with Blue. Photoshop peeps, any chance her head is popped onto a real pregnant person’s body or am I just ruining everything by asking?

I want Emma Stone to wear the pink one.

I feel the same way about her as I did about Katie Holmes when she was married to Xenu. These aren’t women who married for love. They married their asshat husbands knowing full well it was nothing more than a “job”, a job that got them paid a shit ton of money to look pretty and get pregnant exactly once. Melania is…

Lin for the EGOT, baby

This happened to me minus the passing out part. It was only one accidental thrust, but I compare the pain to natural childbirth, hands down.

Professional sports are nothing more than a freak show for our own entertainment (and money, of course). Either they should go all in an roid these guys up a la WWE, or just quit fucking with dudes’ lives. Because it seems some of them aren’t in on the joke. 

She kind of looks like Pippa, no?

We should build a wall around them all, with Trump in the middle.

You CANNOT leave us hanging after spilling that tea. You must have some good examples?

I do find it a little odd that Kanye just recently bought her a “duplicate engagement ring”. Like, why not get a different crazy-expensive ring instead? How this proves/disproves it was a hoax, I have no idea.

My completely unfounded theory: