Maybe someone should teach her how to apply eyeliner. I feel like that’s why Pippa Middleton isn’t happening: shitty eyelining.

Bless her.

This is a very good comment.

Just remember, they’re only a Socialite if they’ve crashed to Earth. If they’re still in space, they’re just Social.

I’m not sure it’s 100% fair to judge chemistry based on a trailer alone, even if admittedly doesn’t cut too hard until the third “act” (that is, as far as trailers go, this one does breathe a bit)

That hideous wedding dress was the nail in the coffin.

I’m convinced it was Martin sheen since Charlie has never been considered a family man.

It was the cover of In Touch last week. Guess they finally got something right.

If anyone did substances in front of the kids I’d bet on Angelina. She was a major addict for like 10 years. I never heard about Brad being a heroin addict.

also there is no way you could convince me that he wears deoderant

Oh DAMN.

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

My work office is abuzz that he supposedly had an affair with Marion Cotillard when they filmed Allied. Which, if true, shouldn’t shock anyone including Angelina, as that is how she and Brad got together in the first place. Seems like his MO.

That’s the Lucas rape. Who was the first one? Who still has clout and has the ring?

If it was Martin Sheen that might help explain some of Charlie’s fucked up behavior.

Nooooo... But that might explain Charlie.

Sheen may not be the child sex ring leader, but he could have been another predator.

I didn’t do nearly that much digging, but as I was reading the comments I had a fleeting “What if it was Martin Sheen? That would be terrible.” moment, but I bushed it off. Now it’s more concrete. :(

In his memoir, Corey Feldman said Haim told him someone raped him on the set of Lucas. So I thought of Charlie Sheen (who is in that film), and then laughed because lmao at him being a family man. And then I thought: Martin Sheen...and I was like faaaaaark.

Haim actually lived with Downey after the movie for about a month and half. Downey would certainly be considered “A-List”.