Jay Pharoah is a hella good impersonator.

Lifetime movies just write themselves.

For real. Did people really forget about that meltdown? Terrifying shit.

While I think he definitely cashes in (maybe a little too much), it’s highly unlikely she’s stable enough to manage all the facets of her insanely famous life (see: 2007 Meltdown). When you’re crazy rich/famous and mentally ill, all sorts of creeps will take advantage (see: this dickface). So yeah, I wish Brit would…

You forgot the “Muslims For Trump” guy who said a Christian prayer to close the convention.

Did we somehow get cc'd on a Paul Ryan intern thread?

Did we somehow get cc'd on a Paul Ryan intern thread?

I read a blind item a while ago that claimed she was a Tea Party supporter. That one I believe.

So.. it's just a scavenger hunt? And is it something you can do with young kids or is it really just an teen/adult game?

They do have the snap-on Lego hair.

One with a tiny penis.

You mean the Reuben character? If so, I vote for Bette Midler or Goldie Hawn.

What no J-Law? Say what you will about her, but playing a badass/smartass is kind of her expertise.

Also:

I hate him and I want him to die. That’s all.

Wait is this real? Please say it is.

There were many blinds years ago that she has HIV and is bipolar. Obviously rumors, but it would make sense if she has a serious condition (mental and/or physical) that she can not control. Remember how awful that meltdown was? I’m sure we only saw a small piece of the puzzle and will never know the true extent of it.

I read that fast as "Meat-Flavored Coffee".

I read that fast as "Meat-Flavored Coffee".

I’m now pretty certain that the whole “Becky” speculation was a total set-up and that both Rita and Rachel were told to “out” themselves to drum up publicity for Lemonade. It worked.

I'm getting Kelly Ripa meets Taylor Momsen.