I know it would, I’m just being selfish. I moved a few years ago and still miss my daily Pat fix.

I’m still gunning for Pat Kiernan, even though in my heart I know that ship has sailed.

I don't think she is divorcing him, but if she were to I could totally see her announcing it this way. She was probably like, "Jay, the only way I'll forgive you and promote shitty Tidal is if the entire album is dedicated to exposing your shit and shaming you". Which is both brilliant and extremely satisfying for all.

Sooo, what shitty privileged excuse will Caitlyn Jenner come up with so she can still vote for this dickface?

Don’t forget to check the references, Hil.

Yes, here is the blind: http://blindgossip.com/?p=77843

Blind Gossip posted this sad blind the other day that everyone guessed was Prince: http://blindgossip.com/?p=77843

Is it too soon to vote for Pat Kiernan as co-host?

Ugh, yeah, there’s no way Kylie wrote that.

The Miami Marlins home run “sculpture” = Your Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper IRL

I wa just watching Tangled with my kids the other day and thought the same thing. And I don't really feel weird about it.

I really want the American press to start covering that angle because it’s hella juicy gossip. William ditching his daughter’s first Easter and being an all-around brat makes me so irrationally mad.

Also, WHY do they insist on adding that stupid blinged out belt to EVERY dress?

I think she's trying (and failing) to go Beyonce. If Bey were singing it though, we would all be saying YAS and calling it genius.

I love Padma, but just pointing out the obvious that she clearly didn’t marry the asshole for love. I have a hard time feeling sorry for someone when they signed up for it, you know? I’m not saying abuse is ever okay, but she had to know what he “expected” from her and that he wasn’t a standup guy when she married…

She also clearly isn’y very intelligent. She supposedly has an 8th grade education and it’s very apparent in interviews. Have you seen the insufferable HBO documentary? She’s a breathy Sarah Palin. If you close your eyes and just listen to her, she never really says anything.

I kind of took issue with it when she claimed to lose 50 pounds of baby weight in like 5 minutes.

I’ve said this before, but why aren’t these people ever charged with child endangerment? Shouldn’t they lose their children and guns, and be investigated by CPS? A misdemeanor doesn’t seem like it will do much to protect the children.

Princess Charlene. She tried to flee the country so she wouldn’t have to marry him but they took her passport. This is the most painful three minutes of royal wedding you will ever watch.

It reminds me of this, except Diana is crying on the inside.