I'm due any day now and plan on eating my placenta. Encapsulation though, no smoothies. And I'm hiring someone to do that shit. Once you've experienced PPD, you'll try ANYTHING.

TLC is the new VH1 of reality smut.

Meanwhile, your cat is wishing you were dead.

She's totes going to win an Oscar for this a la Adele and the Bond song. That category is always sparse.

Interns' jobs are about to get WAY easier.

Bristol is definitely trash, but this little "test" comes down to who has had more media training.

Eew and all the pint glasses.

Um, can we talk about her basically detached head in this new promo?

Taylor Swift totally still watches Friends.

Let's drop her in Bed Stuy and see what happens.

Wow, I hate her.

Very few can pull off wearing runway in the real world. Rhianna can. Kim just looks like she's trying too hard.

Shop for "toddler graphic tees" at any old navy, gap, etc and you see a ton of this shit. I have to shop for my two year old daughter in the boys section because she likes dinosaurs, dragons, and Thomas. Apparently girls aren't supposed to like anything but princesses and kittens wearing fur boas.

This shit — you know, along with raping/beating women — just wouldn't fly in the NHL.

Close. This baby cow was named after that one:

Accurate portrayal of where I grew up. We also have a rapist cow that people seem to really love around here

He looks soooo into you in that pic. Jealous! :)

Question: If Charles and Will were to die before Prince George is 18, would Harry step in as the interim king? Not sure how this royal stuff works.

Jesus stop with the hair already.

They both look like they have zero personality.