You posted this five minutes before this gem popped up on Daily Mail:

I too am from that land. Basic bitch fashion land.

Brainwashed, indeed. The people in my town think they are "designer" and pay a shit ton of money for them at local "boutiques". It's the biggest scam ever.

I probably see at least 10 of these bags a day in my small, terrible town. I want to explode when I see them but literally EVERYONE I know has one or likes them. Thank you for finally giving me a safe space, Jezebel. FUCK YOUR HIDEOUS SHIT BAGS VERA BRADLEY.

She claims she had a miscarriage before Blue. Assuming that was true — which, let's be real, who knows with these two — then she probably would be advised against so much exercise in the 1st trimester.

I know the media frequently fucks shit up and perpetuates non-stories, but in times like this I love its blood-thirsty determinism. I feel like this is going to bring down Goodell, and it's going to be glorious.

Rhianna is the only person who can pull off all these looks. At the same time, too.

I don't know why, but every time I see Ariana Grande I irrationally want to punch her in the face. I think it's the half high pony?

As someone obsessed with all things celebrity gossip, I surprisingly don't care about the Brangelina wedding. It feels so 2012 you know?

And her pose makes the square look wider. Def not doing her any favors.

And hot, but not the good kind.

All of this horrid contouring on a 16-year-old makes me dread the day my 2-year-old daughter becomes a teenager.

I got really happy when I saw Amber Rose's non-thigh-gap. Pear-shaped, big-booty ladies unite!

But his penis is just SO BIG.

Ha, true. The NY backdrop makes everything look cool. Someone should photoshop those same looks on a middle-american mall backdrop. Or a suburban driveway.

Boys are disgusting.

Fox News will hire her before the end of the year.

It drives me INSANE when I see people texting and driving, especially when I have my kids in the car. Anyone know what to do about these people? Is calling 911 appropriate?

Totally. I read something a while back (gossip, likely) that Harvey was a local news reporter during the OJ trial and would sit next to Kris at the trial. Knowing her she was probably feeding him insider deets at the time which is why he is indefinitely indebted to her. It's nauseating to read about the Kardashians on…

I have that vein. I only really notice it when I look at pictures of myself.