The fact that the murders are holding the bodies is the most fucked up thing ever. I can't imagine how awful this is for the families.

I can totally see Angelina Jolie wearing this.

Agreed. But she only speaks in talking points/cliches. She'd get called out for that shit on day one and have to learn to actually form thoughts on the fly. Then her stupid would be exposed on a whole new level.

On one hand it would be nice to see her have her ass handed to her every day by Whoopi. On the other hand, she'd definitely play the victim/bullied card and her following of crazies would have daily access to her horseshit.

I have Von Willebrand's Disease — a blood clotting disorder — and birth control is the only affordable, daily-usage medication that treats my extremely heavy bleeding. If I don't have a good BC pill, I have periods that last up to two weeks, random bruising all over my body, and nose bleeds.

What these two think about us right now:

Kylie's makeup is terrifying. It's like contouring by a 5-year old.

I totally agree. It's impossible to fight depression without some form of therapy, especially if you don't have a support system. He seems to be aware that his family sucks but can't escape them. And unfortunately I don't think someone like him can survive in their superficial world.

I feel genuinely bad for Rob. For someone who clearly has depression/image issues, his family are the worst people he could possibly be around. I hope I'm wrong, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's suicidal right now. I hope he gets the help he needs are stays far away from that horrible family.

Um, has anyone seen Party Pieces, the site that supposedly makes Pippa a "qualified party planner"? It's basically the British version of Party City.

Maybe, I don't know, employ a mall cop level security guard at the reservoir to prevent this shit from happening? I imagine his/her salary would be is far less than the monetary/environmental cost of wasting that much water.

Hello Jack Sparrow.

Blind Gossip posted that Jennifer Lawrence is marrying Tom Cruise and joining Scientology in what can be nothing short of a horrifying April Fool's joke.

Rest in Hell.

I'm not a moron, I get that most of it is fabricated/embellished. But celebrity gossip is a vice, and when you're a work-from-home mom who has NOTHING juicy going on in your own life, you look to the internets to fill the void. I'm human.

I love Enty I don't care!

Enty over at CDAN went to the taping. Apparently it took LiLo FOREVER to recite a couple of lines.

A party guest spilled and ENTIRE cup of coffee (with cream) on my brand new, grey and white striped area rug. It's cotton, tightly woven. Scrubbing is not an option, as it destroys the weave. Help!

Bring in Anderson!