If I knew how to install that Charles Kane slow-clap GIF here, I would.

It's utterly fucking amazing just how many people have missed the point of this article already. I'ts only been up about half an hour and I've already read at least a dozen variations of "Swearing displays low class/intelligence/vocabulary!"* and ZERO comments on her actual point.

I'm sorry, which is supposed to be the "sad" part? So far all I'm getting is an interesting Match.com ad.

Maybe you're evil?

These pages contain two thirds of my middle sister's childhood loves: Jem and the Holograms and She-Ra Princess of Power. The only thing missing is the Thundercats. Must be on a different page, probably over in the "boys" section.

I THINK the purple cat was Skeletor's mount, which I guess would make him part of the He-Man line.

That's Outrageous!

This is the book that changed mine. Screw all those paleo-vegan-macrbiotic-fad diets, this is where it's at. Since I've been on it, my stress levels have gone waaaaay down, my hair has gotten shinier and healthier, I've developed the forearms of Apollo, AND I've slashed nearly a third from my monthly grocery bill.

I'm in love with a man who decided romance = reading me Cormac McCarthy books in bed.

It's above $23,000 now.

Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

Man it makes it really hard to hate the aristocracy when one of them does something with so much class. Maybe they aren't all inherently evil.

Here's a good one:

I don't know restrictively you want to define "genre", and it's not exactly weird, but it just doesn't seem right NOT to mention Bean as Richard Sharpe

Aah, I recognize it (him?) now....but I have the same problem with him as with Grendel-Prime and Death's head II above: cyborg, not robot.

It's such a relief that my daughter Anduril, Flame of the West Username will still be unique when she hits school age.

I can't believe no one went here yet. You CAN die of laughter, you know.

Solid. Gold. BOMB! Baby....

Who is that?

But we have the same problem as with Grendel-prime above: not a robot!!!! DHII was a cyborg; he had an organic brain programmed with the personalities of the deadliest people in the galaxy, including the original Death's Head-an actual robot. Through the intervention of Reed Richards, that became the dominant…