(SLAP) Calm da fuck down.

I'm surprised you waited long enough to type this.

I think it's pretty obvious that you're not ready to have a kid.

Well, the fact that you can recognize when you make other people uncomfortable is good.

Congrats

I guess it would depend on the source of the money; If it's money great-aunt Gertie has been squirrelling away in her mattress since your birth announcement specifically for your education, then yes, using it for anything else seems a bit unethical. BUT, if it's money you yourself have saved (even if your parents or…

I had this exact reaction to Zoloft too! It was just too much damn trouble to even jerk off. Zero sex drive. My doc switched me to Effexor; much better results overall.

On accident? You tripped and fell on his penis? Repeatedly?

(fist-bump) Respect!

I'm actually rather enjoying the fact that my temples are starting to go gray. I think it lends me a certain gravitas.

Middle school??? How many times had that guy been held back?

Perhaps you should peruse your own links a little more.

A "Men's Issues Journalist"

Yeah, i'm not sure where i was going with that.

Does your snark detector not work on Saturdays?

Eh, Love At First Bite was better than either.

• You're welcome.

Well, yeah, but you and I probably also make sure we have condoms before we have sex, right?

Granted, this numbnuts is 100% Grade-A Asshat, but honestly? Anything after PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR is completely irrelevant. Everyone knows they're full of shit.

I thought it was called that because that's where most of the masturbation takes place?