You are going to that special hell with the child molesters and the people who talk at movies.

Well, yeah, but you and I probably also make sure we have condoms before we have sex, right?

Granted, this numbnuts is 100% Grade-A Asshat, but honestly? Anything after PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR is completely irrelevant. Everyone knows they're full of shit.

I thought it was called that because that's where most of the masturbation takes place?

That's brilliant.

That's like being the peanut in a turd.

(ahem) (blush) Oh my.

My favorite bookstore puts them in the fiction section.

(spit take)

Yeah, something about that guy just smells funny.

Who says he's saved? Something about that whole situation stinks...

Well, he seemed to be pretty mezmerized by Roz's cleavage....but, hey, everyone likes boobs.

Wow, that is a nasty juxtaposition. Hope you feel better.

I would pay admission to watch next week's episode with your mother.

Hey, can anyone tell me the proper derogatory slurs for Korean people? 'Cause I wouldn't want to be insulting...

Can a singer weigh in on that advice to Ms. Seyfried? I admit, I'm not a watcher of The Voice or American Idol or any of those type of shows, so I really have no basis for comparison, but somehow, "Pretend you have a dick in your throat" just doesn't sound legitimate. It sounds like something Steven Tyler would say.

Well, logically it should be the exact opposite of being a dick, right...?

I never realized that ship looked so much like a Hammerhead shark with tits.

STEEEEEELLLLLAAAAA!!!!!

HELLO! I am Brienne of Tarth. You killed my Renly. Prepare to die.