Having not watched the show yet, I'm hoping that the entire cast is so scandalous that no one ever makes direct eye contact.

Agreed - Hulu should have both Season 1 and 2, I can't jump into a show called 'Scandal' in the second season! Disastrous!

Scandal: A Story of Side-Eye

I just wanted to say, I think your original comment is interesting and I'm sorry that so many people are ignoring it to explain that OMG ZIMMERMAN DIDN'T USE SYG!!!! Comprehension fail, derailment win.

This is the most perfect use of this gif in the history of giffing. Respect.

Agreed - the fact that he is supposedly "incredibly scared" of vigilante justice ending his life should terrify people, since it's been proven in court that in his mind such feelings justify stalking, aggression, and murder.

Being an intelligent, professional human being.

I'm a Miranda - because when someone judgmentally questions me on what apparatus I use to staunch the flow of menstrual blood, I remain silent so as not to incriminate myself.

This is just how athletes pee, in order to ensure that all their physical functions are SUPER EXTREME.

Oh my goodness, what a wonderful program that is....dogs (and all pets, really) have such wonderful therapeutic abilities, and this is a great way to tap into that. Onward and upward, little Lentil - you're a treasure.

And soon G.O.B. found himself experiencing what on the street is referred to as a "roofie circle" whereby a roofie is taken the day after a degrading event too late to erase the memory of the degrading event itself but not too late to erase the prior day's attempt to erase the event. Thus, with no memory of taking the…

I am hoping for this follow-up story: "Lavigne and Kroeger have just married, but the Canadian couple has already announced the birth of their first-born - BabyBieber."

Interesting thought - although, if we're going to armchair psychologist Tinkerbell, I want to suggest ruling out Borderline Personality Disorder as well.

Sorry to double post, but Wendy Davis just released a statement on Facebook about this:

Oh good gravy, listening to Perry was far worse than reading that statement. How dare he, as if she would have been better off not making those decisions herself, but rather letting others mandate her decision instead (decision=KEEP ALL THE EGGS, ALL THE ZYGOTES, ALL THE BEHBEZ, ALWAYS AND FOREVER). Until they are…

I don't understand what you mean. Sometimes a tube of crescent rolls is just a tube of crescent rolls!

I love how JM Barrie described Tinkerbell:

I call them Poppin' Fresh boobs, because they are like what happens when you try to open the crescent roll containers and you twist it and twist it and then POOF! And you're a little scared but also really turned on because, hello, look at those little dough wads pushing through the container, you are totally having…

He fights for truth, justice, and the God-given right to watch adorable dogs blink at you on an infinite loop.

That's an interesting point in this case - because there WAS a second plaintiff, Rachel Michalewicz, originally. She left when the case was about to be sent to the Supreme Court. I'm attaching a timeline from the Daily Texan that gives info, because I found the whole thing fascinating....