UVA officials, caught with their proverbial pants down, say that details disclosed in the piece were previously unknown to them

I was with you until your last paragraph, which was shit. The only cause of rape is rapists. End of.

The real question here is, why didn't he bite the knife. Did he even consider not being stabbed? He should have just done anything except be stabbed by the knife. But no. He had to. He had to be stabbed by the knife.

Come to think of it, how do we know Obama wasn't the catcaller? Wake up America.

"Federal Agents eat whale meat and blubber. You would too if you had to eat whale meat."

Reading some comments on this article are extremely disconcerting to someone who has specialized in immigration. There is a total disconnect between some preconceived notions regarding immigrants/prejudices about immigrants and current/historical immigration policy.

The reason that her parents put her in a "bad situation" as you say: "My parents came here from Colombia during a time of great instability there. Escaping a dire economic situation at home, they moved to New Jersey, where they had friends and family, seeking a better life."

"(a)nything more than that is unacceptable." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. K.

omg delightful yes keep talking yes yes yes

"before movies in theaters owned by Mark Cuban"

Excuse you, but as black gay looking for new friends and philosophies to share, I am waiting anxiously for my KKK membership card and decoder ring as we speak.

Pretty sure that cat just hangs around dying people in order to steal their soul.

I think Cracked put it well: "Police are warning parents that criminals are planning to hand out pot-laced candy on Halloween, because if there's one thing people love to do with their pot, it's give it away for free in a manner that will immediately attract law enforcement to their homes."

Rape isn't a "decision" made by anyone except the rapist. Nice try though. I hope you didn't hurt yourself too hard thinking about that one.

I like the way you party.

Yay! Celebration time!

Something tells me that planning ahead isn't this woman's strong suit.

I'm an attorney practicing in family court in NYC....the other day a female lawyer on the opposing side decided to oh, I don't know, zealously advocate for her client as is her job and duty, and a particularly old school Judge decided to give her a completely inappropriate scolding that involved telling her to stop…

This is a Cavalier, they are the most mellow dogs ever. The idea of one biting anybody is sort of laughable. They barely bark.

My mother-in-law has a King Charles Cavalier, and they are the cutest fucking dogs in the universe. I hope this woman and her pup recover soon.