Reminds me of the Gran Turismo 3 rubber band trick to get max money. Man, those were the days of not playing games, I tell you what.

Max Scherzer's Agent: [tosses out somewhat misleading contract figures]

Wait, ROB PARKER has a fucking Hall of Fame vote and Vin Scully does not?

It's almost hilarious that when the NYPD sat around brainstorming ways to prove how necessary they are to the daily functioning of the city they came up with, "Stop writing tickets for bullshit petty offenses and harassing people on the sidewalks, that'll show 'em! They'll come crawling back to lick our boots after a…

Truly. This is a good thing for many citizens. Stop and frisk is a terrible policy that maybe (but only maybe) slightly reduces petty crimes, but the effects of the increased "policing" only engender more mistrust of police, swell jails and prisons, and disproportionally and unfairly target low-income, minority…

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Are you a Padres fan, or just writing from a fan's perspective? Don't toy with me that there could be someone else here, besides me.

View of the Matt Kemp trade from a Padres fan perspective:

By request.

What if it's just Elon Musk in his Lotus?

Solid left jab, solid right hook, hasn't taken a solid dump in 6 years.

It's really fun.

A million deaths are not enough to make a purple engram drop.

2 Balls - 1 Strike

Holy crap. This is an amazingly in depth review of the game compared to some of the other reviews of destiny I have seen.

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

That's pretty nice. I can't be bothered with next-gen right now, but i've considered jumping the wagon in a short period of time, so this is a nice gesture!

For fuck snakes