Philip has as many kids as Cromartie has baby mommas. But, no, Cromartie has more kids.

Angel Pagan is an oxymoron!!!

I like the ‘seriously smart people’ solution. Very F1.

At least he doesn't have to change clothes before he goes to bed.

*takes a bow*

My initials are KKK, i’m Hawaiian so i forgive my parents for this transgression as just about every damn Hawaiian name starts with a K. However, I won’t forgive my mom who thought it was a good idea to order a backpack with my initials embroidered on the outside and then send me to school with said backpack despite…

Oooo, so San Diegoans could have not just Ron Burgandy and the NFL telling us to go fuck ourselves but also each and every player in the NFL. Billionaires fucking an entire city to make a few bucks, it’s the American way, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

At least he still has all of his fingers.

Gunzerking dual Unkempt Harold’s is maniacal glee in video game form. All the things must die!

But she’s cute, so like you know...whatever. nbd

This. All this. Nothing but this.

I’m born and raised in SD and i feel it necessary to defend my people but uh...yeah...we’re a bunch of dude bro’s. Not only that, but SD is the Mecca of dude bro’s. This city imports it’s dude bro’s from all over the country. If you went to high school in Oklahoma, that one guy that was a total dude bro now goes to…

Fresno? No one goes to Fresno anymore.

Richard Scarry’s Cars and Trucks and Things That Go.

Jordan Baker is calling one hell of a game so far, unless he isn’t

I’m half Hawaiian, half German and i look like just another white guy with a tan. I’m not particularly offended by this movie but i can understand why some people are. I was born and raised in San Diego so was never exposed to the anti-haole environment that exists on the islands, maybe this tempers my judgment or…

“How the fuck do we benefit from you knowing what strike zone we’re going to call on any given day?” Manny Gonzalez to Bryan Price

I can keep food in my freezer forever, as long as it’s plugged in. How long will that food keep in my freezer, however, is whole other question.

Only a man who spends 180 days in close proximity to 24 other men can keep a chin like that.

so a pitcher can do cartwheels and throw the pitch 10 feet away from home plate just as long as they started with their foot on the rubber?