Oh, sure.

The "reluctant hero" gets a book deal and free hamburgers for life. But all I get is leered at in the mall food court where I work.

Look, I don't want to wear this dumb costume. No one wants to dress up everyday like a tasty Greek sandwich. But you gotta do what you gotta do. So I do it, reluctantly — a…

She very well may have exceeded her limit. SNAP benefits were reduced starting in November. I bet a bunch of people are still adjusting. :(

Why does Jezebel always have to make me feel like my affinity for high heels makes me some sort of "bad feminist"? Sigh. Haters gonna hate.

I've always found it interesting how incredibly important youthfulness is in Northeast Asian culture. On the one hand, elders are paid tons of respect, but on the other hand, staying young-looking is incredibly important.

If they don't like the "rules" of their religion, why follow it anyway? I really don't get the need some people have to belong to some religion or cult.Go atheist and avoid all that crap. This is a stupid statement, here's a better one: F#ck religion, end them all, be free.

she's also the youngest author to get the award, at 28 years old..

I'm 28... and now I realize I've done NOTHING with my life.

I think it's a cake, like "Welcome to Manse, Child Bride! I Greet You With Cake And Rifle! Now Don Giant Fur!"

100 to 1 odds that window is boarded shut from the outside.

well clearly he is waiting on his future bride to make it for him. he is strong like bull but making a bed is womans work.

Not just unmade - that's a fucking bare mattress. I expect nothing but super shiny purple satin sheets from this guy. The purple load must have been spinning around in the gold plated washer when the picture was taken.

I have gas.

I'm guessing his collection of cut-crystal animal figurines is out being cleaned.

Is that a deep-dish pizza? A weird piece of art? Why is he wearing his fur coat indoors? Did he spend so much on the gold-plating that he had nothing left over for central heat? So many questions.

Oh sure, when he does it, it's funny. When I do it, it's rude.

I'll be sulking over here.

Especially during the mid october trough. That's just asking for it.

I definately would advise against putting a slipping bag in the walking closet. Nothing good can come of that.