So I'm looking at this, and for some reason, I imagine that she's really some kind of rose bush dryad. Her feet have rooted, so she wears these shoes full of soil (so she can move unhindered, of course). A rose is growing from her anus. Her farts smell like roses. She has to keep a handful of real roses nearby because…

I had to call Dad to confirm, but yes! Neat!!!

Omg her spine is so fat!

Why stop there?

The denim is almost as bad as the photo shopping.

No, it's just a REALLY good corset...it will suck in space and time as well as your waistline.

I found out tonight that I have a giant bald spot on my head. I've been sick and on antibiotics, and I think it triggered alopecia or something. And I've been crying and upset and terrified I'm going to lose my hair... And this makes me feel better. Not in a "Wow, someone has it way worse" way (even though it's true),…

And an awful lot of computer programmers would be very leery about calling HTML a programming language.

Food is sooooo ironic nowadays. Didn't you know???

*Pssssht* Clean up in aisle EVERYWHERE

if you payed me 500,000 i would go to a dumb party with you. seems like an easy decision to me

He's very committed to that hat, isn't he?

I have PCOS, and the different side effects are something I wrestle with daily. Truthfully, nothing else in my life brings me more shame or makes me more self-conscious. I'm working on that & I'll get there, but in the meantime, reading this makes me feel less alone. Harnaam Kaur is my hero.

Why didn't anyone tell me there was a rabbit island?! WHY ARE THERE NO NONSTOP FLIGHTS FROM ALL MAJOR NORTH AMERICAN CITIES TO RABBIT ISLAND I NEED ANSWERS NOW.

I call bullshit. She's probably just stating this for the infamy. She was so sloppy in the one killing she was busted for, what are the odds she actually killed 21 other people and didn't get caught?

Hell for $250K you'll find the 6 hours a day—at least I would.

Did I miss the reason why it was written as basically gibberish, on top of everything else?

Uncle Haji to you :)

Did you see how thats literally his name?