Thank you for bringing that dancing babies gif into my life.
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The wet seal on my eyeballs broke is all!
Actually quite cute. Wet Seal's PR people are pretty damn good :-)
[Insert pun about nailing.]
What? She just really needed caulk.
Omg, I want that cross-stitched on a sampler that I can hang in my front hall.
My favorite Pat Robertson quote:
He's cooked with her before. He seems to cook himself. You answered a question he didn't ask in aggressively blunt way because answering his question for real wasn't going to be funny enough.
OMG, you are my new hero. I have been using OxiClean. It works, mostly, but there are some stubborn stains it will just not get out.
Parenthood should not be the primary marker for an adulthood well spent. I have a very demanding job (in terms of time, physical effort, and emotional effort) working with children with disabilities. At any given time, there are 40 children in my life who I help to the best of my abilities. If I were to reproduce,…
Exactly. I am a single (never married), childless, renting woman on the verge of AARP membership. I never wanted kids, never wanted a husband, and have always done pretty much what I wanted. And yet I treat people well, am law-abiding, contribute to my community, etc. There are plenty of married childbearing…
Maturity is about the way you behave, particularly towards other people. It's not about stuff you have. It's not even about the benchmarkers of adulthood (marriage, kids, etc.). You can be married, with kids, own a home, and have an impressive job and still be a childish, immature, self-centered shit. Likewise,…
THIS IS AWESOME. My shampoo is REALLY expensive.
I am 44 and I bled through a pair of white pants last month. Like, you would think that 32 years of menstruation would have taught me not to wear white pants on days 1-3, but no.
I am 27 years old. I manage to bleed through a tampon and ruin a pair of panties at least once a month. And it's not because I bleed heavily randomly. I just forget to change my tampon every 3-4 hours during my heavy day. But I do so EVERY SINGLE MONTH.
Forever 21 hours a week.
Are you serious? Go look it up, there's thousands of legal pages and mumbo jumbo if that's what you're interested in. It's a good article. You are probably the guy that patrols the office break room telling people what should and shouldn't go in the recycling.