Snort!

uh-DORE!!<3

Blecch. Slugs are just homeless snails. Same thing on the inside. Gross gross gross. Maybe the Floridians can learn to enjoy eating them?

Oooh this gives me good chills.

Poor darling.

Me three.

Penabler, weirdly I can imagine both of those voices for you, based on the things you type: that is, I imagine you *believing* you sound deep and awesome, but to other people like me you sound nasally and cartoonish. ... I'm looking back at this and it looks kind of mean but I would still adopt you <3

He didn't want to be the black sheep in the family.

Goddamn, I love those tattoos. Bitches gonna hate, girl.

Lol

lol

Jesus, what is wrong with you people? You're comparing a wife to a purse?? The friend had no clue what was going on with the other relationships; some people might have different marital agreements than you. I see a lot of fear talking on this thread, that's what I see.

perfect, coming from you, realwildchild. (is this for that Buddy Holly song, by the way?)

Right? That's exactly what I thought.

Oh, ballsy, I like it! Sigh. But sad. Oh well, good practice anyhow.

Oh please find it.

Finally, a side of veggies to go along with the protein! (this is the mom in me speaking)

Penii! <3

yes yes!!

I agree with eutie. Why would a single theme that is recognizable from one occupation to another make you think that that's all there is? As if there's nothing to nannying but being fun and compassionate (not keeping them out of traffic or coordinating activites, etc) or as if there's no coitus involved in being a sex…