Omg my three-year-old is sooo ahead of the curve. GENIUS! I've made a GENIUS!

In fact, his mouth is literally a graveyard of tiny dead metal bands.

Oh my god that just did me in. I love you, Not that much cheese.

God, I love you jezzies and the net of interesting information you drag along behind you.

YEAH! Why is that?? I would like an explanation, please.

Gout is for rich bitches, not poor little blonde blind girls. Geez.

Ugh. I used to be with a smoker and it reallllllly does make it taste nasty. Sets your teeth on edge. Not good for either of you, ha.

Lol, me too. I'm bright-eyed and bushy-tailed at 7:30 am after staying up til 4am. I cook breakfast, clean, chattering volubly at my hungover man until I crash. At noon. It's really bad. I'm twenty-seven, so not old or young, really.

God, me too.

Well said. Same here.

Yah! (says me, FrescoedEyelids)

I agree. Don't read too far into it. Bottom line is a good line.

Yeah. Typically I'm wary of vigilante justice, but you have my random stranger go-ahead on this fuck.

LOL YES! IT IS!

Oh Penabler. I'm not a FLOTUS but I will be a MILF. Yours, if you'll have me. I'm only twenty-seven but I'm wise beyond my years and you shall never want for olives, my Poppet.

Oh wow that looks awesome. Thanks.

Have I told you today that I love you, Mistress Baudelaire?

How is this not like Saudi Arabia and female circumcision? Surely pleasure is decreased? I had no clue this even existed and I'm a well-read twenty-seven year old woman.

I agree, in entirety and particularly with the projecting bit.

Wait I have to know: did you create your moniker in order to comment for the first time ever, or did you already have flawlessforhead and then, oh, many questions, like, do you have less of a flawless forhead now, or did you consider your old 4head flawed and now it's flawless...? Oh please tell me!!!