Giving Jenny "Vaccines are Autism Durrrrrr" McCarthy a national stage with which to spew ignorant bullshit is the most dangerous proposition I've seen in, like, at least ten minutes (this is America after all.) Seriously though, any time she opens her mouth something awful comes out.

Did you not enjoy Nnamdi and I's wedding?

As a Nigerian, awww yeah Kerry. Nnamdi is one handsome dude too.

But what if the sister only got them a gift basket?! Or worse—100$?!

Nnamdi might be the nicest guy playing in the NFL, so best wishes to him, too!

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

A pox on all people who think that the amount given at a wedding should match the 'per head' cost of that wedding. A massive pox.

I refuse to punish myself because cavemen were too stupid to figure out carbs.

I made you a venn diagram to simplify it for you:

Yogurt. SUCKS.

I think you also have to factor in that it might have been written with Melissa McCarthy in mind, and that's basically the only character she ever plays.

Well, I tend to think it's always the parents, unless the kid has a mental disability.

I was at the cupcake store the other day and witnessed a super-human level of mom control. A mother was picking out a set of cupcakes with her two young daughters, and as they were about to pay at the counter, one of the girls promptly began temper-tantruming all over the place because she didn't get the cupcake she…

I find that in general, all you want is a parent to acknowledge they find the behavior inappropriate either by saying or doing something immediately that upholds the social fabric.

All these people sound like horrible assholes. Why am I supposed to care about their existence?

Stop trying to make "betch" happen.

They wouldn't do that to kids.

No mere mortal can play Wendy of House Davis.

Damn... I was hoping they would go with "Wild Wild"

That was a terrible movie.