Then you actually have the kid, and most days they end up looking like this.

Kleopatrye (pronounced like cleopatra)

That'll be Knorth instead of North.

I saw Patton at a festival one year and he incapacitated me with laughter. He is a solid comedian and fantastic person and I want to smother him with kisses that he wrote this in a way that is so honest and insightful. But it kills me a little that, and this is based on my own feels, that I imagine many there are…

It's like Tish Cyrus came back in time from 100,000 years from now.

I am with BKBXDC on this one. Back in the day I would have made Amanda look positively normal (what with my self-loathing, dating-dangerous men who assaulted/abused me, heavy alcohol consumption - often whilst being on anti-depressants - culminating with spectacular events like living in my parents mold-ridden…

I shouldn't have been, but I was. The comment is still up on my personal blog, so I know I was dismissed. Apparently saying that I am uncomfortable with where Jez has gone in it's commentary on Amanda Bynes is not acceptable. This isn't what this place is supposed to be about.

Jim Norton seems like he's trying to be a decent guy, but this is the most privileged white guy discussion I've ever heard. And Opie and Anthony are dicks.