Yeah, like “don’t let people know that you’re enjoying your life” is weird as hell.

What the fuck? “Don’t talk about how much you love your wife in case your ex hears” is certainly a take, I guess, especially from a man who has never married. Strong incel energy to be honest.

Busy is the cool one; Bijou is the shitty one.

Now entering my second decade of never knowing which one is Busy and which one is Bijou. 

This was probably the plan to protect their assets along. He’s gonna file an appeal, and unfortunately the sentence will be reduced, but all of that will take time - and that’s the time when the lawsuits will be stacking up. And you know this was presented to them by the church’s legal department. There’s no way…

Both parties’ attorneys are Scientologists and the ‘church’ is deeply involved in any divorce proceedings and asset division in Scientologist marriages (because the parties agree to grant its “Ministry of Justice” jurisdiction over all civil legal disputes). So you can disabuse yourself of theory #1.

I would not be surprised if this divorce is about protecting money ahead of civil lawsuits. 

It’s definitely mostly an act. He thinks breaking gives him a sort of “aw, shucks” vibe that’s charming. Really it just ruins whatever he’s in and is annoying as hell.

He’s the poster child for failing upwards.

Didn’t Tracy Morgan warn Jimmy Fallon once that if he pulled any shit during his performance thst he’d fuck him up so he didn’t? Which means all that fucking around with other people was him deliberately being a self-aggrandising asshole?

Could anyone have predicted that Jimmy Fucking Fallon would somehow host the Tonight Show for [check notes] almost ten years!? He’s such an insufferable hack, who is watching him?

I mean, Jimmy Fallon is laughing at Jimmy Fallon’s jokes so...

Jimmy goddamn Fallon is making fun of OTHER people for not being funny?

Bro fuck Sony. They already raised it to $60 and tied online play to the subscription 

The Paula Poundstone thing was so fucking stupid I don’t get how it counts.

Al Franken, Aziz Ansari, and Paula Poundstone. I'm struggling to think of a non-comedian. 

Some cancelled people also show up, like, two weeks later and pretend nothing ever happened.  And, given the toxic state of our culture, legions of people are happy to welcome them back to, I dunno, own the libs or something. 

Plenty of people can get “uncancelled,” it’s just the roads to that are myriad and there’s not an established path for any given person. Also, it takes a lot longer than most rich/famous people would like because every year they’re not relevant is lost money or exposure for themselves, I’m sure.

The surest way I’ve…

Framerate? Sure. Older console games often had code and/or scripting logic that was framerate-dependent so separating those can be tricky. Resolution, though? Increasing that should be relatively trivial. Pretty much every console emulator allows you to run its games at higher resolutions and PC games have offered…

I really don’t think it’s a matter of power, it’s matter of so much of the original code being needed to be redone to get a higher resolution or framerate that they’d have to do a full remaster, which would be a much bigger task.