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This could be fixed easily by installing metal detectors.

He'd better be gentle with that pint; it won't be as sturdy as his mug.

You may not have been in there in the first place if you had been a little more skilled on the courts.

Boy, is his face red.

You madras, bro?

Thanks for establishing your authority as the archetypal burner.

Turn down for this.

Victory was his but for one lapse.

That poor girl has several more trips in her future.

"A runaway hit."

Despite the NCAA's best efforts, the photographer was able to get him at his peak.

It doesn't look like this guy submitted the proper handicap.

Deadspin was prescient.

The fast food chain scrapped their initial plans to feature the likes of Rick Reilly and Mitch Albom on their 100% recycled paper products.

A definitive answer for critics who say his football career should stand on its OWN.

The Scientific Case Against Vibram's FiveFinger Running Shoe: NEEEEEERDS!

Without a baseball career in his future, our concerns are academic.

This pales in comparison to the time Sandberg lost 110 pounds due to a tainted Cuban.