I am confused by your hatred of South Park and also by its alleged connection to Rand Paul.

The problem I see with this, it can be taken advantage of in the opposite direction. If you can always choose to take the ball out instead of shooting free throws, DeAndre Jordan will *never* shoot free throws again. I agree that Hack-a-whatever sucks, but there does need to be some kind of downside to being an…

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

If Seth is telling the truth that he was thrown at least 20 feet then we can rule out Peyton Manning as a suspect.

Feast Mode.

Actually I am a liberal open to new ideas.

Yes, lets dismiss something that we do not understand, having clearly done no research, without offering any explanation. That sounds pretty reasonable.

Getting a lot of answers for this (thank you to all), and it would appear that they are unnamed because they’re minors. Doesn’t this get confusing? I mean what goes on the birth certificates?

And we’ll never see the suit that Ray Lewis wore during last night’s pregame again.

Seriously though, who brings a baby to a game?

They’re innocent. Rutgers doesn’t beat anyone.

Cell phone? When JJ Watt has a message to deliver, he just sets a fucking example and informs the media.

I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern

I hope Cashman gave him a gift basket of signed items before sending Jeter home in a cab.

You know what they say, you can take the man out of Rhode Island...

Talks about an open mind, ends comment with a stereotype. This is why I come to read the comments on this site. A bunch of sanctimonious cunts who want to win some kind of morality competition that no one else knows is going on.

I think what Goodell is trying to say is that he personally believes that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they…

I will invite my enemies into my home and show them how much my life is better than theirs, purely out of spite. I will offer them the finest of scotch while I dance around their son’s recent legal trouble and their daughter’s inability to keep her legs closed. I will show this man’s wife what could have been if she…