I will give that bloated priest of cash all of my money and some of the money I don’t even have just as long as I can watch his armored acrobats push the ball into the success area on Sundays and Saturdays? and Thursdays and definitely on Mondays.

Roger Goodell would have fit in splendidly on that stage in Cleveland last night.

Wow, Clemente really flew under the radar.

Russell Wilson plans to celebrate his new contract by pumping himself up in the mirror about dreams or something and then not having sex

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

Those numbers should probably be reported net of tithing.

Tiger’s inner monologue:

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

He would have given the Clippers an “A” if he had played for North Carolina.

Glad to see the guy finally caught a break.

Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

Carmelo went 17-65 last year.

hey that’s one more title than Carmello...

Sex might be the only thing he does anymore that’s below par.

Scioscia: Hey, maybe I can come up to your air-conditioned, spreadsheet-lined office and tell you not to sign a junkie for 5 years, $125 million.

Not to mention an amphibious rodent within city...that ain’t legal either Dude.

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mudiays.

Their first error was having Joe Buck and Greg Norman anchor it.

The Cavs performed at an historically poor offensive efficiency ostensibly ceding to LeBron in the finals (admittedly, small sample size and against a great team). Moreover, Lebron, by all indications, seems to think this is the proper way to play and would prefer this style. Why should I trust a player to “coach” a…